Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Perfect. And so what the audience wants to know. https://t.co/WWFLNuIoQd — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My Stern show motto for Monday morning: Clam up. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't remember doing this, but I'm proud. https://t.co/qwUUaGrovO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Cease and desist. https://t.co/x8a0ZZ1gGa — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fake signature, sorry to say. Your book went from being worth 100k to 12 cents. https://t.co/ecpyaUA5Bd — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The candle? https://t.co/6rMa2sALjp — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I refuse to retweet this flattering item below. Please DO NOT READ. https://t.co/WIFOcWo3vU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Is nothing sacred?: "Police in China have raided two fake jellyfish workshops." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Stern show insists on me being on at 9am Monday. I'm saying 9:15. Breakdown in negotiations? I could go to 9:12 with a little sweetening. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'll be watching...judging...criticizing. https://t.co/a0T4x7KnKh — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

FACT: Music boxes are very present in"thoughtful" movies. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am not at liberty to disclose Howard's surprise guest, Monday, at ten AM. @HowardStern https://t.co/03zE7lsYoQ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes. A good firm handshake, a European double kiss, and a little cuddle. https://t.co/QkYFlnx5ZW — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I know Howard LOVES the banjo. I wonder how many songs I should play. Ten? https://t.co/yhRQzABR8f — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm negotiating to do Howard Stern on Monday. It's all down to the money. How much should I pay him? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Enjoying shopping around the Internet for key rings. That's what I call a day off! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Bright Star wins Best Musical and Best Score from Outer Critics Circle! What a beautiful day in New York! https://t.co/KCDyKbN6rb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Will Juno be in Juneau? https://t.co/8x91xQcgdo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Breaking news. https://t.co/kms5eiANaf — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

John, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I agree. https://t.co/kVMTog7EJX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm unclear. Is it "arm-hair stands" or "arm hair-stands?" https://t.co/iqkKClaVRT — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Bright Star in the news after our five Tony noms. I can't believe "political news" takes over the front page. https://t.co/HNFG7rKFBK — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Event of the day! https://t.co/sl53LM30vs — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you so much, promotional arm of Bright Star! https://t.co/rEnlPLB8HQ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Many good suggestions, but going with a "plethora of banjos" for old times sake. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Certainly in the top three. https://t.co/mDaDTBdpEL — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only at Manhattan jazz clubs. https://t.co/Q2PiFS1wd7 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't know: "Hey, look in the back of my car and bring in the Dooley of banjos." Not sure. https://t.co/NGDq6EEmEF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Remember, we have to play to the room. https://t.co/JBxCh0m8WO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh come on now. You're just being accurate. https://t.co/LfHW8ZXicq — PolitiTweet.org