Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Finally, someone with enough devil's vocabulary to know the correct word! RT @cirquelar @SteveMartinToGo carbunkle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Ugly, ugly, ugly. RT @TheBigRedZit @SteveMartinToGo a butt-knuckle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, we're on TV. RT @heisverynice @SteveMartinToGo pudwankle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You failed to count the asterisks. RT @evantlevy @SteveMartinToGo a johnsonfreckle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Never! Too insulting. RT @Musicxxxxxxx @SteveMartinToGo not a warkle!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's a compliment! RT @mattypatania @SteveMartinToGo Periwinkle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

foul, but not right RT @TheRealJohnPud @SteveMartinToGo a "WetNickle"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @friedgreenhalos: @SteveMartinToGo A dill pickle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I never swear in tweets, yet, when I yelled at my agent, I called him a ******kle. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Were you using "inciteful" ironically or incorrectly? RT @redredmond Just finished reading 'Born Standing Up'. very inciteful. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just hired the NFL referee substitutes to manage my Laser eye surgery outlets! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I hope he's not 42. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congratulations to the great Gibson Brothers for winning bluegrass's Entertainer of the Year award! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I’ll take the Los Angeles Free Clinic and hold the Mayo. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@ljtheodore Undoubtedly. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Andy Williams was a beautiful singer, a fine, gentle, man, and had a love and keen eye for art. Also a friend. He had an enviable life. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Can you believe I was arrested for wanting to watch Oprah? And I found out later she wasn’t even home. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@TheBouldinstein I won't be. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@msaid10 You don't hone me. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Today I had a memory of something that was about to happen and then I realized I was walking backwards. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@msaid10 @SteveMartinToGo That said, it really was a bad sentence. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@msaid10 @SteveMartinToGo So does your capitalization. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If you get a chance, watch the extraordinary banjoist Mark Johnson with me tonight on Letterman. One of the greats. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight, meaning Monday, I'm appearing on Letterman! Exciting to watch because we're both so young! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@AlbertBrooks Actually, it was the Nobell prizes. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @ditzkoff: The winner of @stevemartintogo's annual bluegrass prize is also emergency management director for Levy County, Florida. ht ... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sometimes lawyers give good advice: "Chef who cooked dead wife won't testify in his defense." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

New iPhone 6 leaked! A cube with 1 dot on 1 side, 6 dots on the other. Then, 3 dots on 1 side and 4 dots, 2 dots and 5 dots. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Today, “The Television Stuff” DVD. 6hrs of my best bits from a 40 year career. And for balance, a few of the worst. http://t.co/zi4osSPQ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@AllieEnsor Of course! — PolitiTweet.org