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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
On my drive home today the stop signs weren’t working. It was chaos! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@JTMcGillicuddy @ABFalecbaldwin http://t.co/0OSiPuOv Whatd'ya say, Alec? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I hate backwards week. Tomorrow: Thursday. Makes it a very long workweek. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@perfectduluth I took the photo when I played there last summer! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This is what happens when you're good. You get to see the Jackson Pollock masterpiece "Mural" up close at the Getty. http://t.co/JffXcCTC — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I won the debate! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I love when businesses combine. So convenient! http://t.co/WlhwWABW — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I’m actually quite funny today. It's my Twitter account that isn't. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@GarryShandling When you ask me not to make something funny out of your comment, that's like asking me to wait four days to reply to you. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@Humayun76 I say hello in generalities. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@Humayun76 But I don't want to change. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
.@stephenfry If @EricIdle is not on Twitter, there is something wrong with the world. There is nothing wrong with the world. Therefore... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Buy Space Jump suit. Call press. Test winds. Gusts? IT’S A GO! Kiss wife. Fans point. Exit atmosphere. Whee! Owning it. Oops. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@CLEVELANDFILL I promise I will sotp. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@fffoley My hair's not gray. It's a beautiful dark brown. Isn't it? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I don’t like people who say they’re going to do something, and then, they do it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@scubabody Is it snowballs? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The holidays are coming up! November is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month, International Drum Month, and Real Jewelry Month! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@EricIdle It kept asking, "Is my number up? Is my number up?" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Will someone answer that dang phone! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@chiefs58dt Just dial, 000-000-0000 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@arlanm My avatar is slightly different and more professional. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
WHY I DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE: I was having dinner. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Going out to dinner tonight. Can't decide between the canard a l'orange or the duck. Haven't seen the Taco Bell menu in a while. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SofaKingKoole Delete app. Unplug phone. Drain battery. Recharge. Wipe phone. Download App. Upgrade spouse. Reboot. Should be fine. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@tpro74 Tractor battery and toilet should work, but DO NOT ACCEPT CALLS DURING PROCESS. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@joecommon However, check App. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@krharlan14 You really should use club soda with electrodes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Temporary fix: If your new App is functioning, dip your phone in a glass of club soda with two electrodes attached to 9 volt dry cell. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@smalloy512 Upload App to '03 computer using Vista. Jiggle computer. Then download to Mac. Submerge. Should be fine. — PolitiTweet.org
