Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@JoyceCarolOates I remain youthful by spelling "Pilates, Yoga, and treadmill" every day. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@straws69 Chris Christie? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If the Man with Two Brains is ever remade, I hope they don’t dumb it down. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I call. You never suspected that I cheated with high-altitude weather balloon observations of your keystrokes. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All right. Misdeal. I now have some flubber, two sixes, a Frisbee, Oh, an Emmy, and an ace. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TheJeanMartha: @SteveMartinToGo I have a 5, Gatorade, an 11, an earring, and the flu. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Okay, you win. But this time I have a pair of socks, an ace, a five and a club. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Time for Twitter poker. I have a 9, a 3, a spade, a fork, and king of Fords. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I should add Grammy nominated @SteepCanyon Rangers! Congrats boys! Er...men! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@stephenfry I think it's a different Eric Idle. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Watch for @SteepCanyon Rangers and me on Austin City Limits this weekend. We're doing the same thing as last time because it's a rerun. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@stephenfry @EricIdle But Eric Idle is here with me in Los Angeles. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is weird, but I’ve found I can read someone’s mind just by talking to them for only an hour or two. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@EricIdle Oh, so you're one of the "happy Shakespeare" theorists. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@ziopoi It doth. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Click here to view first page of my latest movie idea: http://t.co/eWfv3Avu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@paul_klumb Works with Qdos. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@blackcat_AK I only wish that were my plight. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is strictly a commercial tweet, promoting my new, yet-to-be-determined project. Please check it out! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My banjo playing has improved since I started wearing Breathe Right Nasal Strips with MENTHOL. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@AlbertBrooks Good dog. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trusting wife believed me when I said the 4th quarter was just beginning and quarters only last 15 minutes. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: How about some dadgum? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: A Wheat Thin is a welcome gift any holiday season. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: many folks have a country donkey, but could use a city donkey as well. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: Have you considered a set of travel marbles? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@komodobuddha @SteveMartinToGo It has to be maintained. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trusting wife commented tonight that being on Twitter is like having a fern. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I believe it was Oscar Wilde who said, “Hello, I’m Oscar Wilde.” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@jeffmradio1972 @SteveMartinToGo That was neither funny nor witty. — PolitiTweet.org