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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I’m no longer going to pack heat while tweeting. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's unlikely your toe hath, but my toe hath been stubbed. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@sorcha That was then; this is now. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Debating between three minute Super Bowl ad or Twitter post to announce summer tour with @SteepCanyon Rangers and Edie Brickell. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@GielAvenue @SteveMartinToGo If it makes you feel better, I don't get it either. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Amazing Super Bowl day: the San Francisco Boulevardiers will be playing the Baltimore Adventuristas! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@LeanneKindervag Oops. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@JaneRozenberg one. So sad. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I hate it when aliens are sad. http://t.co/Mtd2LGdQ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SarahKSilverman Was Wheatena a member of "Our Gang?" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@DanielLoveColon Of course! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Some bike rides are better than others. http://t.co/jeu3Z9J9 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here’s a tongue-in-cheek Op-Ed I published in the New York Times in 2004. Still relevant, it seems. http://t.co/8tJp586T — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm ready to go on Oprah to admit doping in 1968. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@bigbo32oz Didn't think about that. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Next year, Tour de France moving to unicycles. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@barthzilla English please. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Bad day: Spent it on a 787 Dreamliner with Lance Armstrong and Manti Te'o's ex girlfriend. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I have lived in the house with my wife for ten years. But I'm realizing I've never actually SEEN her. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife and I have been together ten years but have only met online. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@billcollage @SteveMartinToGo @twitter I have a king, a queen, four, a foot, and a parallelogram. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@rayadverb I'm torn between your book and one that has one hundred thirty-two twenty-six thousand words. I want my dollar to count. Advice? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SarahKSilverman I wish. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@rayadverb When we use money to buy your book, will we get change if we give too much money? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It was all a dream! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
House dodging icy bergs on frozen river, yet I still tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Avalanche consumes house, yet I still tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm tired, yet I still tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My chimney just got a flue shot. #withapologies — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@loyalgirlz Nice review, but Amazon requires you not to be revealed as uncle of sister's brother's nephew's cousin's child. — PolitiTweet.org
