Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Since gambling is illegal, I don't know yet who I'm voting for in the Super Bowl. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, the lighting here is actually quite birght@ArizonaCarl You must be on an Ambient Tonight With all your tweeting. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, BLAH, BLAH BLAH is. RT @alfasunshine: @SteveMartinToGo @SDDanielson BLAH BLAH BLAH...spelling is the lowest form of pedantry. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm going to sign off now, and count the number of followers I've lost. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Preferred spelling. .RT @JulieKKellogg: @SteveMartinToGo Don't leave out Canzus! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Always and uncle, never a bridesmaid #secretdreams. @saarandon — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, Utah perfect spelling of misheard rodeo supply rental company, "U-hat." RT @SDDanielson: @SteveMartinToGo Youtaw? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I believe that's "Ho, I-Dee-Yo." RT @Big_bull31: @SteveMartinToGo Yo, I-Dee-Ho awaits your funky self! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, no French. RT @calebhawk: @SteveMartinToGo you think you may play Bahnuhrew? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only two letters and you misspell CD. RT @ajplessner: @SteveMartinToGo DC! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congratulations on actual correct spelling. RT @KIERcetheveil: @SteveMartinToGo Come to Pencilvainya. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Minimalist spelling. No wasted letters. Leaves a few for me: qbymk RT @PlatoCase: @amccann123 @clarrisa I think it's pronounced I-O-W-A — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think sheth married now. RT @Jaycost10: @SteveMartinToGo True or False: North Dakota is a myth. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Flourida? RT @Sullivation: @SteveMartinToGo u coming to Florida? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The divorce state! Connect-I-Cut. RT @francesrosek: @SteveMartinToGo CONNECTICUT? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wouldn't Oklahoma be better as Oklahome? RT @WalkingstickMtn: @SteveMartinToGo Oh! But you MUST come to Oklahoma! We have pie. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Main-EE? Main-EE? Puh-leez. RT @ithildin_lass: @SteveMartinToGo Maine is pretty close, except for that silly "e" on the end. Come visit us! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only on a secret rendezvous with the President. RT @Larry_A_G: @SteveMartinToGo Are you coming to Newport in August? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Four Ss, two Ps, four Is? No capital? C'mon. RT @Lukesha91: @SteveMartinToGo mississippi — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only East and West Dakota. RT @philschreck: @SteveMartinToGo Ever been to South Dakota? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tough one. Illinois not spelled the way it sounds. RT @callalilay: @SteveMartinToGo Illinois.......yep Illinois =) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't have my tour dates in front of me. They're almost three feet away. RT @cassiemhuffman: @SteveMartinToGo coming to Oklahoma??:) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A state that is spelled the way it sounds. RT @amccann123: @SteveMartinToGo @clarrisa Ohio please!!! O-H-I-O!!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

We'll be all over the midwest in July. RT @clarrisa:My son and I are looking at the tour and hoping you're not scared of us middle states? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@Krissy8675309 Read "Born Standing Up." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@tpro74 Oh you. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I am thinking of retiring. After all, it's almost ten pm. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@stevebelson After 40 films, impossible to say. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Taylor Swift at sixty. http://t.co/rGQcisL8 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I just saw Elvis in a tree. — PolitiTweet.org