Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@LawsonReview Because, in the old west, no one was called a "horseboy." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@sethcadin No offense, but your sentence is missing something. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@sethcadin You're right. Awaiting trial of charred body and pile of blackened weapons. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@SpecterTracy That, and the moon landing. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@Shakabrodie I'm trying to remember them. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So sorry to hear of the officer killed today by murderer Dorner. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump takes flattering photo. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Recent Tweet now enshrined in Hall of Tweets. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My recent dada Tweet was admired by the artistic community. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Coo coo, cutsy wootsy, footsy pie. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@JoyceCarolOates Shorts and baseball cap? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congrats to @SteepCanyon for Bluegrass Grammy win! And to all the other nominees, including Noam Pikelny's wonderful CD! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was amused by your clever Tweet. RT @HulkType: @SteveMartinToGo being described as a banjoist is much better than bañoist. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@dribbleglass @pennjillette @MrTeller I think you mean a six inch extension. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Rooting for best bluegrass album nominees @SteepCanyon Rangers at the Grammys tomorrow! Oh, also my friend Noam Pikelny. #havetosaythat — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The people from Comdeia are so diverse it's hard to pick. RT @NivekZitro: @SteveMartinToGo Hey Steve, who's your favorite comdeian? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

G'night all! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Can't stand 'em. RT @KillerQueen09: @SteveMartinToGo Steve would you bear my children please? :-) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

false fans™ @RdH1SW1Warning to followers of @SteveMartinToGo - He is trademarking your responses. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

big nose™ Burnsy ‏@Dougaldowntown I like the one when you had a big nose. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sgt. Bilko is an underrated classic.@joshuapresley underrated classic™ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

comedic genius ™ @JonMann11 don't listen to them you're a comedic genius. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Glad to see I'm not the only one being berated by cynical douchebags today @ComedyOnAcid : cynical douchebags™ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@kevingiampa @semansis Sorry, "twhecklers" already trademarked and I've made $12,034 already. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@MicheleLanfrank Appropriate apostrophe in "you're" puts you in the 98th percentile. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@mssenator Congratulations on correction spelling while I make a sentence fragment! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Steve you haven't been funny since "The Jerk"@semansis Maybe, but you've never been funny. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@mtthckmn I acknowledge your humorous response. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I t h i n k I’ve h a d a l i t t l e too m u c h to d r i n k at the S p a c e B a r. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@JustinAndrea I stand by my Tweet. — PolitiTweet.org