Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@DameJEMarshall Har. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Those are Joel McHale's toes on my shoulder. http://t.co/DcEat9ZI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @WilliamsABrooke: @SteveMartinToGo I can't believe you know Woody and Shannon! I love Woodys mom, Cindy! My grandma Roberta went to a ... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@just_in_atoms Unless one is trying to spell "you're." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It was meant to be an enigma. RT @ChuckleMonkey: @SteveMartinToGo Do you mean the decade or set of integers from 70 through 79? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Taking a break.....20 minutes by calculator. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Har. RT @Cobliden: @SteveMartinToGo I agree. Everything today is so selfish No one is willing to carry the two. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That has so changed. RT @gracepap: @SteveMartinToGo is 1+1 still 3? Hope so. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Before Carlin? RT @bigjoeco: @SteveMartinToGo yeah, the 70s.... as in 70 B.C. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Math has changed so much since the 70s. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now you're on to me. RT @ToddKrista: @SteveMartinToGo Is this the same Calculator that fell off the Meteor? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You are corrext. RT @luc_lacher: @SteveMartinToGo I think that's actually more of a grammar issue, all the words are spelled correctly — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, it's spelled "ramblin'."RT @lar_vi: @SteveMartinToGo my lady thinks i have a rambling addiction, please advise. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It does? RT @MikeDillion: @SteveMartinToGo big mistake, the 901MR comes out later this month. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

However, I can spell. RT @fergieferrrg: @SteveMartinToGo your a twat — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is actually the older model. RT @Sir_Frederick_V: @SteveMartinToGo is that a brand new iTax ? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@Festivalguy pathetic. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just bought a new calculator! http://t.co/PyWC0zsK — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@JoyceCarolOates Pope, meteor, asteroid, cruise ship, Stephen King. All entwined. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Google Maurizio Catellan, popeRT @ToddKrista: @SteveMartinToGo This just in, new Pope hit by meteor. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, I'm looking at you. RT @MichaelIsbell: This time following no standup comedians. They're only funny 4 the first day. I'm looking at you — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@Firegal_01 Fortunately, bought meteorite house deflation insurance coverage while it was still available. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So important for comet to come by now. Important for the DOW. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@sccraigfrisby Trailer owners hurt by by impact, but not generally. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Asteroid elevated value of house; meteorite debased it. So, pretty much even. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The meteorite has caused the value of my house to fall. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Higher fence being built on Arizona border to stop meteors, asteroids. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Meteorite in negotiation for film. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@BubblyCreekBG 't'will be our music and comedy show with @SteepCanyon Rangers and Edie Brickell. Comedy: me. No one else. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Asteroid in last-minute negotiation to miss Earth. — PolitiTweet.org