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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@nobirrd @mattaknox @attackerman In fact, simply going to the nearest city introduces one to new people — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @willystaley: Peeing on the changing table is valid. Flipping out for an hour because you’re gassy is valid. Losing your mind while brea… — PolitiTweet.org
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me: [at restaurant with coworkers] omg it's been forever! you gu-- baby: [makes a single noise] matt: guess i'll take them outside, sorry about the noise [2 hours later: matt and the kids are in a dave and busters 3 blocks up pooling their tickets to get a ton of laffy taffy] — PolitiTweet.org
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@tammiemull universal dad culture — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
millennial dads be like: >calling the kids "buddy" >wearing the baby backpack thing >some kind of highly practiced stroller folding procedure >toddler is fussing in restaurant, golden opportunity to escape under guise of taking the kiddo outside to walk around — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@jweisber it's definitely higher pressure (bc the consequences for failure are profound) but i guess it never registered to me as more of a drag than, like, getting up at 7:15 am every day to go sit through 8 hours of north texas public school...literally *hours* of staring at clocks — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @MamaYahoo4: “What I didn’t understand — couldn’t have, at the time — was that deserting yourself for another person really is a relief.… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
heartbreaking: local warrior pope rides english — PolitiTweet.org
No Context Chick Tracts @No_Context_JTC
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
in short, https://t.co/ynG7DwY3Ru — PolitiTweet.org
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@TheLimRestored i don't believe so — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@attackerman ahhh yes travel, something that could not ever be described as a long boring slog punctuated by some cool stuff. personally i love waiting in line at customs — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
different strokes etc, but i think a lot of the disappointment with motherhood being "a slog" punctuated by periodic happiness (i wouldn't describe it that way, fwiw) is just disappointment with *life.* no lifetime is pure stimulation. you gotta settle for satisfaction. https://t.co/hVCGL9lHLt — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @Brooke_Medina_: “One of the things they don’t tell you about having babies is that you don’t ever have a baby; you have your baby, whic… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @OlufemiOTaiwo: some takes are Good Faith But Mild. the algorithm bribes us to warm them up until they are interesting enough to earn en… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @CarlBeijer: Guy is ELEVEN today! Just look at this good dog https://t.co/KcirnQ1Paq — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @LizardRumsfeld: I hope this image finds you well — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @MattBruenig: I don't usually do jobs reports takes, because boring, but I've made an exception for today. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@evanmarckatz @lymanstoneky another data point in re: having children young — i had easy, unremarkable pregnancies, and easy, fast labors and deliveries. i got out of bed and walked over to look at my daughter while the nurses were still cleaning her up! — PolitiTweet.org
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@whiskeynachos EVERY TIME — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@AChillGhost @nplusonemag ah yes, the ambitious sequel to @mattyglesias book — AMERICA: ONE TRILLION THIRSTY ASSHOLES — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
that's it. i'm out — PolitiTweet.org
Spicy Italian Gill Bates @EpiscoCommunist
@thauma_idesthai @ebruenig @nplusonemag Meltdown May starts with a big ol calamar, makesa you wanna slappa ya momma, oh!
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@bentkazemore this is what's happening: https://t.co/qlkcGlORnZ it DOES get better — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@ptmacp i mean they're free to like, set the box on fire if they want? and it's one essay about the experience of motherhood among dozens and dozens of reported stories that have nothing to do with me — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
people pop off with stuff like this surprisingly often...bro, i myself was born with epilepsy. we're not so bad, we bargain bin babies who come with irregularities. you can love us too! https://t.co/O2DqpM8kQ0 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@ptmacp how do you figure — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@SawmillLandfill @nplusonemag all of humankind is bro to me — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @nytopinion: What to say to the young person, writes @ebruenig, who might consider having children or getting married if not for the fin… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@JCAndersonNYC y'know, just...imagine if somebody took a picture of you while you were at your lowest in order to make a point about something. cut the guy some slack, he's already in a bad place. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@SawmillLandfill @nplusonemag it's already public bro https://t.co/LaeJf6ZWfq — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@JCAndersonNYC feel bad for the guy, hope he's doing alright — PolitiTweet.org