Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

millennial dads be like: >calling the kids "buddy" >wearing the baby backpack thing >some kind of highly practiced stroller folding procedure >toddler is fussing in restaurant, golden opportunity to escape under guise of taking the kiddo outside to walk around — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

me: [at restaurant with coworkers] omg it's been forever! you gu-- baby: [makes a single noise] matt: guess i'll take them outside, sorry about the noise [2 hours later: matt and the kids are in a dave and busters 3 blocks up pooling their tickets to get a ton of laffy taffy] — PolitiTweet.org