Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@willmenaker was the censor box there in the show or added post hoc for twitter — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @willystaley: Actually sort of respect how brazenly phoned-in and cynical this is. — PolitiTweet.org

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real problem here is someone thought they were being cute with the ambiguity in 'have' as a verb but they weren't being cute, the ambiguity isn't insightful it just causes the saying to teeter on madness — PolitiTweet.org

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phrase "you can't have your cake and eat it too" is ambiguous. of course you can have your cake and eat it too, sequentially. you should have to say "you can't simultaneously have your cake and eat it too" so it's clear that you're saying you can't possess *and* consume it — PolitiTweet.org

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@BonerWizard followed — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @BonerWizard: whether he likes it or not, Gizmo is a father to those gremlins — PolitiTweet.org

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@DukeStJournal they cook down to pretty soft form on their own, but yeah, i do leave them that way. i've never thrown them in the processor/blender but you could certainly do that with no ill effects — PolitiTweet.org

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@TennantRob good lordt that sounds (and looks) good — PolitiTweet.org

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@withloveelizab2 i do but its true i do it very irregularly and mainly ate salad — PolitiTweet.org

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@FleischPanier e_e — PolitiTweet.org

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obv very versatile. when i make it for my dopey kids i don't put in any garlic because they whine about it. sometimes i add pepper flakes. when tomatoes are in season, i'll add chopped peeled fresh tomatoes in at the end. you can go hog wild — PolitiTweet.org

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then you just cook the pasta and add the juice+tomato+garlic mix to sauce it. put it in a bowl, add cheese, put some basil on top, and you're done. voila. if you have basically nothing in your pantry and can't be bothered this is the dish for you — PolitiTweet.org

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i make the sauce with canned tomatoes. you just pour the whole can out over a strainer and catch the juice, then squash the tomatoes so they're kind of juiced, too. then you roast/caramelize them in butter with garlic for a long time to concentrate the flavor. then add juice back — PolitiTweet.org

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really simple! some mixed greens with roasted butternut squash and brussel sprouts, dressed with a fig balsamic dressing. (bought the squash already cubed, bought the dressing bottled.) served with ricotta. then just linguine in roasted tomato garlic sauce with parm + fresh basil — PolitiTweet.org

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@haplessclown i did think about that -- a navy blue crossed my mind, even, like a night time forest with a harvest moon on top of the cake! i might do that eventually. — PolitiTweet.org

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@2ndof10 a crumb coat is just a rough first coat of frosting to keep the crumbs in so they don't show up on your outer coat. it helps make your cake more stable for decorating and makes the outer coat application much smoother :) — PolitiTweet.org

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then I frosted the cake, and pressed the dried cookies in gently, allowing them to set in the fridge for 15m. once set, I piped some yellow leaves on, and…ta-da! birch forest cake! https://t.co/Mh3bcATA9V — PolitiTweet.org

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then I crumb coated it and took a break to make dinner! https://t.co/mBXTDoOaem — PolitiTweet.org

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then I made an apple spice cake with chopped honey crisps, homemade cider concentrate, and a nice shot of molasses. I filled it with cinnamon cream cheese frosting and a layer of salted caramel… https://t.co/GYZONd56Bc — PolitiTweet.org

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then I painted some dark brown bark stripes on them with food coloring…and left them to dry https://t.co/8relsVEhU8 — PolitiTweet.org

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well first I painted a bunch of these cookies with white chocolate and then froze them… https://t.co/7sG3q4hwb3 — PolitiTweet.org

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cake thread incoming — PolitiTweet.org

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instead of a cage match make it a bouncy house match....also need to stipulate babies encompasses newborns - 2yr. by 3 y/o they're pretty dangerous and by kindergarten they can easily defeat me — PolitiTweet.org

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i just want to be clear: i could absolutely win a cage match against at least 98 and probably 99% of babies — PolitiTweet.org

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@GreySkies20 @billmaher my boi — PolitiTweet.org

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i have a deeper voice than bill maher so it would be difficult for him to accomplish this. also i'm used to babies trying to yell over me and i can simply outlast them due to their relatively small lung capacity — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @MattBruenig: The free school lunch means test is so crazy. It's easy enough to imagine saying if your income is below a certain level,… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @andrewperezdc: While you're all here, check out our report on the pharma front group backing Sinema on the air in Arizona right now htt… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @jaythechou: I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 199 #Halloween #Halloweenkills https://t.co/vPL16PaIz6 — PolitiTweet.org

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i think this is about 20,000 guys but who're my priests around bloomington, IN — PolitiTweet.org