Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@TheDocSportello i wouldn't know because i can't read but that sounds right — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

in retrospect the problem with ANNETTE is it took all these intriguing risks and asked the audience to come along for these unusual turns of craft but it didn't actually have anything all that interesting to say — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @Chuckthehuman: Hot girl summer is over. Now its time for sad donkey autumn https://t.co/4jQRewuZdT — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@PaulSorrentino3 she's a southern methodist! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

me: mom send me your pickled jalapeno recipe please mom: no problem hon [72 hours later i receive an email with an attachment titled pickledjalapenos.mlxi that causes my computer to emit an eerie goat-like screech when i try to open it] — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

my mom *writes her own recipes* which is pretty amazing, and they are so good! she also grows a lot of the stuff she cans in her own garden-orchard. the problem is when i ask her to email me her recipes she sends them in arcane, exotic file formats i've never even heard of — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@belmoney no one talks about this — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

caramel apples/candy apples are a treat whose looks and concept far exceed the actual eating experience and fail to justify the total bullshit of making them in the first place. . turning off comments to this — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @ArmandDoma: a new era in Japanese politics begins https://t.co/kkOcqdVzW7 — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Dancer15920351 @davidaxelrod @MonicaLewinsky do you think perhaps the president played a role there — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

come for the insightful interview, stay for the absolutely wild comments — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@rcwatts i get it and i do, but it is a really strange experience to be the subject of a belief someone has that's making them miserable and agitated — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

something about this website clearly makes some unwell people a lot sicker and it's really unfortunate — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

this stuff just did not happen, period. neither of these accounts belong to me. i invite any internet detective with any facility in determining this kind of stuff to adduce whatever kind of proof they like that these are my accounts — it won't happen, because they aren't. https://t.co/6ELN2pGLLT — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

there are no alts. i am not on other accounts calling you terrible names or saying cruel or threatening things to you, though this evening i've discovered many people think this is happening. it is not. this is not actually happening to you. please get some help. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i don't have any alts; i never have. i post dumb shit on main. i am telling you this for your own mental health: you're not under constant attack on all fronts by me. i'm just one person, i don't think about you, i don't care as much about this stuff as you do. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@AChillGhost @NahsdBonds @cntcornerdorner @NEWHAMPSHIRESC1 @YodaQuavo @wokbonds @_carmen_dioxide @Baeofpaypigs @cramerjaotto @AnitaM86 @AubreyGilleran @Ingenium21 @DennisPerkins5 @BondWolfie dudes don't waste your vital energies. idk what's going on with this guy but the whole thing seems genuinely dark and disturbing in a way most dumbass stuff on twitter doesn't. guard your souls — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@alexblagg i love artwork — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @alexblagg: absolutely no notes — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

the cruel fate of babies conceived on halloween, meanwhile -- the most fun and frisky of chilly autumn holidays -- is to be born sometime in boiling unlovely late july. i realized this when my second kid's due date was virtually identical to my older brother's birthday :(((((( — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@willystaley uh huh, the old "i simply forgot everyone is stupid as shit about everything on here" defense. save it for the judge buddy! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @donmoyn: The full list of words that the sponsor of the newly passed “CRT” bill in Wisconsin warned were illegal. These make clear it’… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @hoovlet: “trigger warnings reinforced the belief on the part of trauma survivors that trauma was central (rather than incidental or per… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist i think pinker has to delete his account now — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @lastpositivist: Ok fine it’s done now. https://t.co/ISnoh5kW8e https://t.co/RC3O73j7BE — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@chemotaxis he has a criminal record — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@dmsolano99 nah you can say whatever you want to broads with the wrong politics — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

it's always a huge crisis when a certain type of female journalist gets called names and shit on here and that does indeed suck, but it is somehow never a similar problem when these people do their thing to me. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

aha, this guy again! i spent a couple days on the phone with the police and NYT security a few months ago when this guy threatened to kill my kids right here on this website because neera tanden withdrew her OMB nomination. guess we're gonna get to do that again https://t.co/8PBxTxKomG — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i was a lot less happy before i had kids, though they did rob me of a bag of macaron shells. i dunno what to say man this isn't funny, you're probably 10-15 years older than me and you need to get some help — PolitiTweet.org