Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i was a lot less happy before i had kids, though they did rob me of a bag of macaron shells. i dunno what to say man this isn't funny, you're probably 10-15 years older than me and you need to get some help — PolitiTweet.org
ME SCHOOL BONDS @meschoolbonds
@ebruenig go back to dumping macaron shells on the floor and blaming the children that robbed you of your happiness you fuckin' zero