Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

24/7 nanny, 2k travel budget and 5k per month for food and entertainment…seems your friend is doing very well for himself — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@PosVibYea that's a very good question. they rise from our collective subconscious basically — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@GenBiotics all she eats are mp3 players https://t.co/zblFnHod4H — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

https://t.co/1pNF63KKBh — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

Wal-Mart and the cops teamed up to track down a man who stole two boxes of diapers and some baby wipes, relenting only when hundreds of strangers begged them to stop and offered to pay for the items themselves. https://t.co/siRAP6bYBh — PolitiTweet.org

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@willmenaker was the censor box there in the show or added post hoc for twitter — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @willystaley: Actually sort of respect how brazenly phoned-in and cynical this is. — PolitiTweet.org

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real problem here is someone thought they were being cute with the ambiguity in 'have' as a verb but they weren't being cute, the ambiguity isn't insightful it just causes the saying to teeter on madness — PolitiTweet.org

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phrase "you can't have your cake and eat it too" is ambiguous. of course you can have your cake and eat it too, sequentially. you should have to say "you can't simultaneously have your cake and eat it too" so it's clear that you're saying you can't possess *and* consume it — PolitiTweet.org

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@BonerWizard followed — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @BonerWizard: whether he likes it or not, Gizmo is a father to those gremlins — PolitiTweet.org

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@DukeStJournal they cook down to pretty soft form on their own, but yeah, i do leave them that way. i've never thrown them in the processor/blender but you could certainly do that with no ill effects — PolitiTweet.org

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@TennantRob good lordt that sounds (and looks) good — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@withloveelizab2 i do but its true i do it very irregularly and mainly ate salad — PolitiTweet.org

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@FleischPanier e_e — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

obv very versatile. when i make it for my dopey kids i don't put in any garlic because they whine about it. sometimes i add pepper flakes. when tomatoes are in season, i'll add chopped peeled fresh tomatoes in at the end. you can go hog wild — PolitiTweet.org

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then you just cook the pasta and add the juice+tomato+garlic mix to sauce it. put it in a bowl, add cheese, put some basil on top, and you're done. voila. if you have basically nothing in your pantry and can't be bothered this is the dish for you — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i make the sauce with canned tomatoes. you just pour the whole can out over a strainer and catch the juice, then squash the tomatoes so they're kind of juiced, too. then you roast/caramelize them in butter with garlic for a long time to concentrate the flavor. then add juice back — PolitiTweet.org

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really simple! some mixed greens with roasted butternut squash and brussel sprouts, dressed with a fig balsamic dressing. (bought the squash already cubed, bought the dressing bottled.) served with ricotta. then just linguine in roasted tomato garlic sauce with parm + fresh basil — PolitiTweet.org

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@haplessclown i did think about that -- a navy blue crossed my mind, even, like a night time forest with a harvest moon on top of the cake! i might do that eventually. — PolitiTweet.org

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@2ndof10 a crumb coat is just a rough first coat of frosting to keep the crumbs in so they don't show up on your outer coat. it helps make your cake more stable for decorating and makes the outer coat application much smoother :) — PolitiTweet.org

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then I frosted the cake, and pressed the dried cookies in gently, allowing them to set in the fridge for 15m. once set, I piped some yellow leaves on, and…ta-da! birch forest cake! https://t.co/Mh3bcATA9V — PolitiTweet.org

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then I crumb coated it and took a break to make dinner! https://t.co/mBXTDoOaem — PolitiTweet.org

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then I made an apple spice cake with chopped honey crisps, homemade cider concentrate, and a nice shot of molasses. I filled it with cinnamon cream cheese frosting and a layer of salted caramel… https://t.co/GYZONd56Bc — PolitiTweet.org

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then I painted some dark brown bark stripes on them with food coloring…and left them to dry https://t.co/8relsVEhU8 — PolitiTweet.org

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well first I painted a bunch of these cookies with white chocolate and then froze them… https://t.co/7sG3q4hwb3 — PolitiTweet.org

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cake thread incoming — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

instead of a cage match make it a bouncy house match....also need to stipulate babies encompasses newborns - 2yr. by 3 y/o they're pretty dangerous and by kindergarten they can easily defeat me — PolitiTweet.org

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i just want to be clear: i could absolutely win a cage match against at least 98 and probably 99% of babies — PolitiTweet.org

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@GreySkies20 @billmaher my boi — PolitiTweet.org