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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @gztstatistics: @ebruenig i have a shirt from my dad that is like "SUMMER FUN IN '91: NO TASSLES, NO HASSLES, DUDE" with a guy on a skat… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@davefperkins i think you can only exploit it if you have, like, a lot of it lol — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@RhetoricLReince oh that wasn't harassment, that was just true — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Gat_Chmella hypothetically, in minecraft — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@RhetoricLReince you think the people who fired him wonder how his moral compass affected their decision to fire him — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Setzer7777 yeah, memory softens things, as does love. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Setzer7777 plenty of people look fine in later life, but not very many people look anywhere near as good later in life as they did earlier in life. i already look less good than i did when i was younger -- which is fine! i've had two kids! it's normal, it's fine. it's life. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@RhetoricLReince who gives a shit — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the thing about being pretty is that it's a perishable good. it goes away, and it goes away pretty rapidly. being fucking rad on the other hand is a lifelong asset that really just appreciates over time. matt merely becomes cooler with time. i'm the lucky one in this setup — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
none taken, this is absolutely true. i've been with matt for 14 years now. he just rules. he's in the same good humored mood every day, he's very very slow to anger, he's playful and clever and has the right priorities and a perfectly calibrated moral compass. he's awesome — PolitiTweet.org
JALALABAD SCHOOL BONDS @asaucyintruder
There's a post every two weeks that blows up on lib Twitter attempting to roast the Bruenigs because they believe L… https://t.co/2eYWt6VY4I
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the children, who are illiterate, spend a lot of time trying to figure out what the hell his shirts say. he does not disclose this to them but gives hints and allows them to guess. when they finally solve this mystery the mystery is only going to deepen for them lol — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
no, weirder than that. matt's dad was a forklift driver for 30-something years and the factory he worked in gave them these t-shirts periodically with safety slogans on them. he always gave them directly to matt. he has dozens and they're basically all he wears — PolitiTweet.org
99.5%+ on MNIST @LxGnzlz
@ebruenig Astros shirt?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@karlbykarlsmith i can assure them i am but a humble idiot — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
Et voila! What fun!!! I hope everyone enjoys it. 🎈 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
But this is a Catholic cake. It needed more blood, more jewels, more gold. The look is maximalist, always. So I gilded the border, the blood, and added some bejeweled crosses encircling the top… https://t.co/oJqitu3ghp — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
decided to go with an immaculate heart theme. Used a huge petal tip to pipe on a heart, then smoothed it out with a palette knife. Added a little bead border, then a wreath of roses, some of which I petal-tipped with gold luster dust. https://t.co/iGKIMKPqEH — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
I had leftover ground pistachios, so I gave it a pistachio skirt. Somewhere in here I was also given a tractor with a broken tire to repair. So that’s on the to-do list. https://t.co/VryJQD8WYK — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
It worked great! The basil flavor arrives in the nose and lingers, so it’s not competitive with the pistachio. Just a nice herbaceous note to offset the richness of the nuts. Anyway! Crumb coated…then frosted! https://t.co/nU6IVDWBgY — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
How to get big basil flavor into a frosting? I wanted a classic smooth texture, not a…spinach artichoke dip experience. So I infused the cream with fresh, torn basil leaves, using heat, muddling, and straining. https://t.co/AisjZfxB3I — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
The cakes! They baked up so tender and lovely and were honestly a pleasure to trim and layer. I’ll use this recipe again for sure. So: onto the buttercream… https://t.co/Kh0U9NrTPO — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
"cool!" thought i, having no real idea how i would put any of this together when i accepted the order. we wound up agreeing on a pistachio cake with a basil buttercream, and a suitably Catholic decorative scheme. for the cake, i ground my own pistachio flour, which was delicious. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
(jane took this pic of matt, which i just found on my phone.) anyway! a customer ordered a birthday cake for her partner, who likes some interesting flavors: basil, olive oil, pistachio, earl gray, etc. also, his interests concern Catholicism, church history, and so on! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
basil pistachio cake with a Catholic theme: a thread. pic unrelated https://t.co/fAyhycF57Q — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
very eccentric cake thread incoming mute now — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@cyberglyphic @Logo_Daedalus ah ok i'm not mentally ill enough for this discourse in that case — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Logo_Daedalus i can't understand what the dispute is here...are people arguing over whether supply chain disruptions are happening or over whether supply chain disruptions are something to be very upset about at this point? — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@LGoosetrain @kev_jg sleep in heavenly peace <3 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
as a matter of moral obligation, which of these monsters ought you provide a dignified burial for upon killing them, considering that they used to be/are somewhat human: 1.) vampires 2.) zombies 3.) werewolves 4.) frankenstein like creatures 5.) witches 6.) grendel — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
"the catholic gentleman" sounds like what a dutch diplomat would call the pope — PolitiTweet.org
Every life matters @RockofLifeNI
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @LRCkcrw: Fresh LRC episode is out now with @jbarro @ebruenig and @TPCarney and special guest @JosephMajkut. Catch up on the Build Back… — PolitiTweet.org
