Hayes Brown @HayesBrown
There’s a bunch of folks trolling my mentions, saying my essay is prompting them to go buy Martin’s potato rolls. Sure, go for it I guess. If you -really- want to trigger me, though, you should take a video of eating an entire pack of them in one sitting, that’ll teach me — PolitiTweet.org
Hayes Brown @HayesBrown
Shopping for your Fourth of July BBQ? Maybe buy the buns that -aren’t- made by a family that’s bankrolling a Jan.… https://t.co/19QKfF4K1L