Hayes Brown

Hayes Brown @HayesBrown

how many days post-move does it take before one’s brain no longer feels like its been wrapped haphazardly in bubble wrap and tossed into a box whose whereabouts is currenty unknown — PolitiTweet.org

Hayes Brown @HayesBrown

Pro-tip: don’t order delivery from a diner unless they’re like, an institution. Because turns out, those frozen foods dunked in the deep fryer taste less impressive when you’re not 10 feet away from the kitchen — PolitiTweet.org