Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Today is the only day of the year I’m grateful to be born wearing a Halloween wig. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Halloween is almost here, and to frighten myself I looked back at the very first Halloween we celebrated on Late Night. https://t.co/6bwA0Uc8A5 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A young Iranian fan reached out to describe what’s happening right now in Tehran. This is an important conversation and I hope you’ll give it a listen.  https://t.co/1yUUtAb8TD — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A young Iranian fan reached out to describe what’s happening right now in Tehran. This is an important conversation and I hope you’ll give it a listen. https://t.co/1yUUtAb8TD — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Last minute costume idea: you’re a grown adult and shouldn’t be dressing up for Halloween. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I have absolutely no idea what @kevin_nealon said during this interview, and frankly, neither does he. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/DeD6SuaKtf — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thank God the Adderall shortage hasn’t affected my ability to write twe — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

No surprise the Yankees beat the Cleveland Guardians, a home security company. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was time to confront my professional irritant Jordan Schlansky about his Cameo side hustle. https://t.co/L0rSzaBbLU — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hear me chat with @JonnyBernthal about bar fights, #TheWalkingDead, and my toxic masculinity. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/nYEEe4jiEr — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m at a pumpkin patch and someone just tried to buy my head. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Herschel Walker just claimed he wrote all the Police Academy movies. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I know we’re supposed to be afraid of him, but Michael Myers has had 44 years and still can’t figure out how to kill an ex-babysitter. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

We only live so long, which is why I’m sad to report I’ve spent the past year planning my pet’s Halloween costume. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Are you there Siri? It’s me, Conan. https://t.co/OzVGfieDjA — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hurricane Ian is one of the most powerful storms to hit the US in decades. @CoreResponse is on the ground in Florida assessing urgent needs and providing relief supplies. Please help support their efforts by donating now @ https://t.co/UMrgFMTZeO https://t.co/8bsqzdYKaA — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My fan Molly has red hair and long legs, but somehow she's a model and I'm not. https://t.co/DNZSKgMp1B https://t.co/BjkF3xUMLD — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hear me chat with @riverscuomo about attending Harvard, his first performance on my show, and how Metallica inspired @weezer's music. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/rdibM93FhG — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just learned the full title is “She/Her-Hulk.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You strive and strive all your life, and sometimes, just sometimes, your ship comes in. https://t.co/ofJrT2avXA — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just got my DNA results back and turns out I’m 34% “wig stand.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I worry that pardoning marijuana offenses is a gateway to pardoning …. You get it. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Life hack: tell people your alcohol shakes are just recession jitters. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Maybe we should offer OPEC the Aaron Judge home run ball. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am so excited to announce that I will be joining my dear friend @MichelleObama on her #TheLightWeCarry Tour in San Francisco on December 9 to discuss her new book.  Get your ticket today: https://t.co/326opnyX5U https://t.co/tifG7V1qa2 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A fan in the Netherlands chatted with me about the three most pressing issues of our time: Black Death, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. https://t.co/cvqNmLNdCa https://t.co/v0DY1R9tEW — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It's always a delight to hang out with Mila Kunis. Hear us chat about her Ukrainian roots, sustainable farming, and that time I ghosted her. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DQHJJwdhmj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Please join my Reddit debating which serves in the Top Gun volleyball scene are foot faults. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I was relieved to learn there will be a separate, more exclusive rapture for celebrities. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm really happy for my friend @billyeichner. Catch #BrosMovie in theaters now. https://t.co/LWSUFDpj5j — PolitiTweet.org