Ben Sasse

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

326 Workman-like Smashmouth yards. Full stop. #Identity. RT"@HuskerExtraBC: Headlines? #Huskers #Bruins" — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

For tonight, Santa Clara is the center of the world! And "Foster Farms" sounds like the old Orange-Rose-Cotton-Sugar-Fiesta! #GBR #Huskers — PolitiTweet.org

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Still aching over that awkward moment this morn when the package "To My Favorite Daughter" was handed to the wrong kid. cc: @IAmSteveHarvey — PolitiTweet.org

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America's most credible news source: https://t.co/W9IZKtDOuU — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

(3of3): "for He has never forsaken. ...Ye children, Run to the Lord your God. Never doubt His Holy Word, for He is King of creation. Shout!" — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

gift analysis(2of3). Best: 12yr-old composed guitar piece for parents. "Sing, ye servants of God...Trust in all He has said &done, for He... — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

Post-gift analysis(1of3). Worst: A sweater with an extra dickey sewn in (A first for me). I am without words. — PolitiTweet.org

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@danrandolph10 Marriage requires oneness, so I'll share the (public) blame, but uh, for the (private) record, this was not one my purchases — PolitiTweet.org

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My 4yr-old (opening-one-present-ChristmasEve): "Dad, am gonna pick a differnt one. That one wasnt good. It was a SHIRT." #clothesaretheworst — PolitiTweet.org

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UPDATE: Melissa is STILL arguing the point with the clerk. MT"@BenSasse: I was just carded at Target. My wife is so peeved." — PolitiTweet.org

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I was just carded at Target. #humblebrag. My wife is so peeved. (Merry Christmas to me.) — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

Unsubscribe. This whole twitt-chain reeks "Establishment." MT"@mlsruntn: @ChrisStirewalt @CharlesHurt U shld try our Kale Chips in #Aspen!!" — PolitiTweet.org

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This is a place where we differ, b/c I believe the children are our future MT"@DanaPerino: I recently had kale salad & it wasn't...that bad" — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

Don't be a hater. (But i'll grant u r good w/ photoshop). #jinglecats RT"@CharlesHurt @ChrisStirewalt @DanaPerino https://t.co/cvfGhr4Lfl" — PolitiTweet.org

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To review: Kale doesnt exist in nature MT"@ChrisStirewalt @CharlesHurt @DanaPerino Listen hippie, mcmuffins come w/cheese-& kale isnt avail" — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

You were the one I never really liked MT"@cjbarkley: punishment is tough but fair. On 1hand, am out of job. But...more time 2write tell-all" — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

I will miss u (sincerely) MT"@T_Sliva: Lost my job because of a cat... Always knew it wld end this way. #dogs>cats https://t.co/hp5o5Xi8RW" — PolitiTweet.org

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I've never denied the dog's existence (wld b unethical) MT"@_DanGolden: Sasse wins the Internet. With fake(?) cat. Dog's status unconfirmed" — PolitiTweet.org

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@Joelmentum @SenSasse @erin_nichols That's a big word...and hurtful. — PolitiTweet.org

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It's been an emotional day. MT"@senatorshoshana: @BenSasse stole a cat & fired his staff, apparently. #SassySasse https://t.co/AwpnkrjZCH" — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @senatorshoshana: Wait a sec... @BenSasse @jameswegmann https://t.co/FKCrxqLXKO — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

RT @SenSasse: To the deployed soldier who gets Breck's #HolidayMail: know his monster artwork="thanks for your service" @RedCross https://t… — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

@jaynordlinger @jameswegmann Jay, your acronyms are dirty (and I don't have a cat). — PolitiTweet.org

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@danmoser1961 With this kind of bias, someone is likely to confuse you with someone from the media. — PolitiTweet.org

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@Chazperin I'm still reeling here, but evidently. — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

That's not me. (P.S. You're all fired, every last one of you. Merry Christmas.) https://t.co/EbKystNWNI — PolitiTweet.org

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Stop saying this. Dont have a cat. Once again:THERE IS NO CAT. MT"@erin_nichols: The cat in @BenSasse's card is everything. #MeowyChristmas" — PolitiTweet.org

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Why do ppl keep saying this? I dont have a cat MT"@maeganvaz: @BenSasse's cat was getting ready 2 dip in this photo https://t.co/MK3DrLpP7T" — PolitiTweet.org

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(3of3) Most importantly, thanks to Photoshop. Not my cat (just did it for the Internets). #InItToWinIt https://t.co/RbvKN6DuAH — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Sasse @BenSasse

(2of3) First Id like 2thank Mom,&the anti-rain dancers,& inventor of denim &the addition of black as core Husker color next to scarlet&cream — PolitiTweet.org