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Paul @futurepaul
Jsyk, last night's two glasses of wine at Colorado Springs altitude is plenty for me, thanks. — PolitiTweet.org
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@laura_june but is penny drunk? — PolitiTweet.org
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As far as I can tell, everyone I follow on twitter is hungover, drunk, at church, or all of the above right now. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@andrewjking Just got out of church. When / where? — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Anybody in Colorado Springs want to meet up over the weekend? I'm ready to come out of hiding. — PolitiTweet.org
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@VergeCoffee brave newbies — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@VergeCoffee watching dota, playing eve — PolitiTweet.org
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@VergeCoffee sup, any good brews lately? — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
The stalker became the stalked last week on Sawbones when @JustinMcElroy referenced a tweet of mine IRT dentists. http://t.co/b431D36TdV — PolitiTweet.org
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"The lightsaber shoots the competition. And the competition is fires." — PolitiTweet.org
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Now he says my name can be "Speedyfast," which is just way off canon. Next he'll be saying Jabba shot first. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
"You can be 'light aver' and I'll be 'light saber'." Either my nephew has never seen Star Wars, or he's engaging in some heavy retcon. — PolitiTweet.org
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http://t.co/3mObhv4DwJ — PolitiTweet.org
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@jrvassar I have some prior experience in that department. The trick is to create "invisible walls" your flanking co-riders can't cross. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Spilled communion grape juice on myself today, so apparently I'm 8 years old now, not 28 like I thought. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
omg @laura_june RT'd by @katyperry. I dogsat for @laura_june, and saw katy perry bike in wburg once, so feel very close to this situation — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@zpower The best jew / christian hybrid ever was Jesus, and he died single. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
RT @Solomon_AJB: How many Paul can you count? ( cc @futurepaul ) in #London St Paul's café #Summer http://t.co/wPxVZ5rlCA — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
My dentist says for AN ENTIRE SEMESTER she had to receive three shots a day from other students. In the mouth. And it "never gets easier." — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
If you can't remember if something was real or a dream, is it a coin flip? A certain percentage real? A Schrödinger's cat scenario? — PolitiTweet.org
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@ArtmilChris yeah we should be boarding soon! — PolitiTweet.org
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@mattbuchanan lunch has a lot of contrived condiment points — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
breakfast is to lunch and dinner as Die Hard is to Die Hard 2 and Die Hard with a Vengeance — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Sorry if I'm late to this, but: http://t.co/n6nbXxQ63h — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
What I really need is an outlet because my laptop is dead and my phone is nearly — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Went to a beach but not sure why. Don't like tanning, and I don't have a swimsuit. So now I just feel hot and lecherous. — PolitiTweet.org
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Look at these adorable wine bottles I found at a gas station near my hotel. Everything WILL be okay. @… http://t.co/tmFRO7XwPA — PolitiTweet.org
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@zpower have to imagine they're sacrificing battery life, though — PolitiTweet.org
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@zpower how do they do it?? — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@zpower are they announcing "thinnest ever" flip flops with an all-new ux? — PolitiTweet.org
