Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@MrFergusMac mambo. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Going to move my tattoo from my left arm to my right calf. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@belafleckbanjo There was a buffalo in the audience? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My plan to be much cuter is to say, “I tink…” rather than, “I think…” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@LadyLaNasa @kevin_nealon @BizarreLazar Dunch (halfway between lunch and dinner). — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@themichaelcaine Happy birthday to Michael Caine, or as I know him, Lawrence Jamison (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels). — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Signing off to go deal with my twelve children. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dr. Doo Ron De Ron De Ron. @isaacdpeterson @westonve Steve, what pope name would you choose and why? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A known fact. @CraigCStrope @westonve B.S. Steve is loved the world over. I'll bet Bin Laden wore an arrow through the head! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Touche. @westonve Steve, this Pope is clearly a humble and good man. You folks in Hollywood can only wish to be loved. You're embarrassing. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Evian. @PhillySteve5 Yes, you were baptized with bottled water right? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @JimGann1: @SteveMartinToGo Regarding Methodists, everything is OK in moderation ... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@thebekster Why is "correction" in quotes? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Racist. @writergirl4u @lynseyadele Oh here we go again !! That's not a baby monkey. It's a baby Gorilla. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And miles to go before I jest. @shuktales Pastafarians seem pretty laid back. You can nood...uh, needle them all you want — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

SOUTHERN Baptists. I was raised Southern CALIFORNIA Baptist. Much different. @JMcLC Baptists don't allow dancing or drinking. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Baby monkey a Jesuit. @lynseyadele Heyyyyyy let's not all get wound up, nice pic of baby monkey. Let's all be h.a.p.p.y — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes, I was wrong there. RT @Mark_Roy_Levis @SteveMartinToGo Scientologists LOOOOOOVE jesting. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

They were backed into a corner. @MattCrawfordAZ May I recommend a viewing of The Book of Mormon? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Correction: Catholics and Jews allow jesting about about their religion. Almost none, except for Methodists, do. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Catholics allow jesting about their religion but almost none others do. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The new Pope just called! The new Pope just called! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Appearing Friday with @SteepCanyon at Caesar's in Atlantic City. This is where Caesar went to gambol. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@EricIdle Har. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Justin Timberlake's talent exhibited not by sweat but by ease. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Where are they now? Why, right here. http://t.co/srUTBdfzOU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tuna on Tuesdays, AM only. RT @901Crini: @SteveMartinToGo Where will the Steve Martin Papacy stand on me eating a sandwich for lunch? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

When I am Pope, no more pontificating! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm in! Everything fits, too! http://t.co/P4vYMHUZZm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Virgin-ish. “@rayadverb: Yes! You're a virgin, right? "@SteveMartinToGo: Poll say Catholics want a younger Pope. That would be me."” — PolitiTweet.org