Paul Kane

Paul Kane @pkcapitol

You could've watched the 7 pm and 9 pm college hoops games on ESPN, all of the Bachelor, some shows called "Bull" and "Manifest" (don't ask, no clue what they are), and you'd have not actually missed a thing yet in Iowa caucuses. — PolitiTweet.org

Paul Kane @pkcapitol

@mattsgorman It depends on what the definition of win is, Matt. — PolitiTweet.org

Paul Kane @pkcapitol

Memo to CNN producers: Get @DougHeye & @strawn on your overnight/early morning shows to talk about how they dealt with the 2012 Iowa GOP caucus confusion, mayhem. — PolitiTweet.org

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I think they're waiting for Waukesha to report ... I'm sorry, @daveweigel don't even RT this, just punch me whenever we are both back in the office at the same time (maybe June?) — PolitiTweet.org

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@steveschale @JohnAnzo @coreyplatt Hey Steve, I stopped watching UNC-FSU to see the "results" in Iowa. You guys hold onto that lead? Or did the party officials decide not to release the score of the game to make sure for "quality control"? — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @Jim_Gardner: Waiting for the Iowa results is like watching corn grow. #ThatWasHarsh — PolitiTweet.org

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@brianros1 @anacaprana You were wrong. Murkowski has a pencil and glass of water on her desk every day, nothing else. Right next to her, it's a note-taking, binder- and notebook-packed pig sty. — PolitiTweet.org

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@anacaprana @brianros1 I'm still disappointed neither of you asked which one is Felix and which is Oscar, between C… https://t.co/IMRU3zGq5V — PolitiTweet.org

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@anacaprana @brianros1 The nice thing about PA, if we did a caucus, would be the free parking on the center lane of South Broad Street if your precinct was in South Philly. — PolitiTweet.org

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@anacaprana I can tell you which way McConnell and Schumer slump when they get tired during the trial, and how Coll… https://t.co/qMwDwqD5Kj — PolitiTweet.org

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@anacaprana But we have exit, I mean, entrance poll data! — PolitiTweet.org

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@Kyle_Lierman I have no doubt about that. No one in Iowa would do anything different than what they currently do. It's gravy for them. And they are great people. But it doesn't mean it is the best small-d democratic system. — PolitiTweet.org

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Two things can be both true and at conflict: the Iowa civic spirit is amazing and needs to be applauded, yet the caucus system sharply conflicts with a central tenet of democracy, the secret ballot. Live coverage of voters deciding what to do, like Truman Show, is weird. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @feliciasonmez: ‘The guardrails are gone’: Democrats brace for emboldened Trump at State of the Union Via @PKCapitol https://t.co/W8R6DF… — PolitiTweet.org

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Dems expecting a vengeful POTUS at Tuesday's SOTU, emboldened by an impeachment trial that ends with him not convic… https://t.co/VBU0LZDj8i — PolitiTweet.org

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To be clear, the censure idea is going nowhere fast. But, in 1999, Senate held a procedural vote on censure: 44 Ds… https://t.co/BUz1pCjWWd — PolitiTweet.org

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I look forward to the time when I forget the word "maladministration" and know all the constitutional arguments over it. — PolitiTweet.org

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I’m not sure any NFL coach has been to hell & back quite like Andy Reid. My intro, stupidly, to opioid/heroin addi… https://t.co/AQktWMMx6E — PolitiTweet.org

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I expected awful clock management from Andy. But Shanahan was worse. What the hell? — PolitiTweet.org

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@frankthorp Now that I’ve zoomed in, you’re probably right. I thought that was you and your classic camera. I guess I was wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

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Kicker of this @rachaelmbade @seungminkim joint. Cruz, Graham, Murkowksi & Alexander worked together in cloakroom t… https://t.co/JjYQcoFfKJ — PolitiTweet.org

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Reminder: @kasie knows not to go up against Super Bowl so today’s show is 2-4, not 7-9 EST. Tune in. I’ll do the same. — PolitiTweet.org

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Also, if you’re in DC area be sure to get the print edition so you can see this massive 5-column pic of @frankthorp… https://t.co/OIS73WB84L — PolitiTweet.org

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Sunday @PKCapitol: “Saddest day that I’ve seen in the Senate,” @lisamurkowski tells me. “Most disappointing and di… https://t.co/CZ9ikgIxQ4 — PolitiTweet.org

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It’s the 6th anniversary of that time the @Seahawks gave @PoliticsReid his greatest birthday gift ever: a Super Bowl win. No Hawks in this Super Bowl, but don’t hesitate to wish Reid a good one today. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @CleveWootson: A tinker with a computer’s font size led to cancellation of the Des Moines Register poll via @danbalz and @reisthebault h… — PolitiTweet.org

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@patsully @sixers I can’t watch them every game down here in DC, but man this year’s squad looks worse than last year. Maybe I’ll be wrong, but this team will be lucky to win round one. — PolitiTweet.org

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@patsully @sixers Ok. I’m an idiot. I agree, i am! But what is the case for Brown? He’s awful and the team simply quits on the road. That’s on the coach. — PolitiTweet.org

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In non-impeach news: @sixers should just fire Brown now. The team clearly doesn’t listen to him (see the horrific road record) and he’s just useless. It’s a lost 2020 season any way it’s sliced. Fire Brown now and roll the dice. — PolitiTweet.org

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@chelsea_janes I think it’s more like the Chicago series where Dusty said Stras was too sick to pitch Game 4. He ev… https://t.co/i9lYeHbGRJ — PolitiTweet.org