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Paul @futurepaul
RT @thecristine: i want a donut. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Like, I know enough Javascript to parse that address, and I'm terrible at Javascript. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
I'm so embarrassed for microsoft all the time. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
It's a full address that includes town, state and zip code. But there was a space before one of the commas so NO DICE. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Clicked a link in Facebook and was transported magically to Steve Ballmer's 2009 Bing dreamscape. "There were no results for your search." — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@AgentZeroNine man, 2011 was the worst. we didn't know what we were doing! — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
lol bing has a maps service?? — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
When did I bookmark this and why? Also, who uses bookmarks anymore? What am I even doing right now? [no link] — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@Mottel good, what's new? — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
I'm so totally over Google Docs: https://t.co/PwMVpTxHYg — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@russellbrandom In my dreams I'm Roomba Swagdog 420. IRL I'm probably the close one who's briefly entertained but then actually scared. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
http://t.co/RIO5rSqb5V — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Best idea since the 2DS: http://t.co/TbMrHYSxSX Your move, Microsoft. Oh wait, YOU HATE MOBILE. lol — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@zpower yeah man try and keep up — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@zpower Lumia Hasselblad Edition. Make it so. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@fire4hairlady way to contravene physics! you win… for now. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Went camping last night in the backyard. Registered six chocolate stains from my microwaved smore. Kids were unscathed, somehow. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
RT @Horse_ebooks: With careful planning, a steady hand and lots of patience, photographers can even coax a moray s nose into the framer — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Are wall runs a legal tactic in squash? If so, I need a supercut megamix right now. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Nobody told me how cool pro Squash courts look: https://t.co/SJI2QEeuxD (working hard on my book, as you can see) — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@bennyfactor okay you win — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Lost the top button on this shirt and it's really entirely too sexy right now over here. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
RT @blackavar: @futurepaul You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Microsoft SPOT watch. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Has anyone made a "Blue Lines" parody of "Blurred Lines" to fully express their dissatisfaction with Twitter's wonderful new feature? — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
@YSeidman ur fired :( — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
In any case, in this metaphorical batman / smartwatch scenario I want to be Comissioner Gordon. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Btw I almost threatened to tweet about a customer service situation today. What have I become? Also, do you know who I am? — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
I can't remember that batman quote about Gotham deserving something, but it may apply to our current smartwatch situation. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Real talk: my biggest HS regret was passing by a face paint fundraiser put on by special needs kids at lunch one day. My bro has Down's. — PolitiTweet.org
Paul @futurepaul
Capri Sun or juice box? Gogurt or cheese stick? You think you can pull off a protein bar and stick to your low-carb shtick? Are you crazy? — PolitiTweet.org
