Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

I'm sick of these negative responses! Rude, hurtful, constant - it's too much. I'm leaving Twitter. Love to say I'm joking, but I'm not. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Oooh, I gotta good tweet. Here goes: 'Aw snap, those Kardashians is so craaazy! WTF?!?' Good, right? — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

So I won a Shorty Award for tweeting. Very cool. But now there's too much pressure. I don't know what to say. I have Tweeter's Block... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Muu haa haa! Muu HA haaa haaaaaa! First the book, then... the WORLD!! http://twe.ly/Jfhb — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Just performed at a benefit in Ojai, CA. At the dinner after sat next to friggin' @ConanOBrien and his lovely wife! He's very rad. #teamCoco — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Harry Houdini was born on this day, 137 years ago. When using handcuffs or other restraints tonight, please do so in his honor. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

RT @youbentmywookie: @ActuallyNPH Monday's show was one of your best. Have you seen the new Russian #HIMYM adaptation? http://bit.ly/ghv ... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@mikenitty91 Mike, I appreciate your saying that. Thanks, man. That was a cool thing to acknowledge. Props to you. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Big new HIMYM on tonight. Barney finally meets his pop. I'm really proud of the way it turned out. If you're able, please watch. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Ok, no more answering of questions for a spell. Knuckleheads keep sending the same ones to me hundreds of times... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@Heterosexismdoc Sorry mate. My dance card is fill right now. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@packman1984 Hey what kind of phone do u have?....Patrick williams from Indianapolis // Iphone (rocks). 3G (rocks). AT&T (not so much). — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Times up. Just shift all the letters one space to the left. It's called the 'Caeser cipher'. Nice wits, those that solved. Well played. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Oops. "potubef" should be "potubhf." — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

More of a puzzle than a riddle. Enjoy. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Xibu 2071t nvsefsfs ibwf J qmbzfe potubef? Hp up 'PlayDeadNYC.com' xjui uif sjhiu botxfs boe zpv'mm xjo 41% pgg ujdlfut up 'Qmbz Efbe'. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

In honor of my friend @MrTeller (of Penn &) and his good taste in theatre, I'm gonna tweet a riddle soon that rewards those who solve it... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@ampnga There will be another H&K. A holiday flick - in 3D, no less! And come on, a shotgun blast can't keep a drug-addled NPH down... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@petesawesome My advice? Bad relationships provide knowledge you'll need for the good one. NPH from H&K? Bang some strange. Our babies rock. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

I've decided to start replying to more tweets. So every time i check Twitter, I'm gonna respond to the latest one. We'll see how it goes... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Congrats to Josh Radnor for writing/directing/producing/starring in the new film Happythankyoumoreplease. Homey is talented. In LA/NY now. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Thanks for seeing @BeastlyMovie, those that did. Now if each of you tell 287 of your friends to do the same we can beat Rango! Let's do it! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

HIMYM picked up for 2 more years! Yahoo! With so much job security, I should buy something extravagant. Like a pony. Or some gold teeth! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

John Boehner: no disrespect, but please don't claim to speak for all Americans and what they want their leaders to focus on. You don't. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Charlie Sheen's done lost his crackers... #teamcbs — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Happy Oscar Sunday! I'm grateful that I'll be watching from my living room this year, and not hyperventilating offstage, about to perform. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Just bought a new (and expennsive!) baby monitor system from Summer Infant. Staring at the many screens makes me feel like a Bond villain... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Gearing up to do lotsta of press for @BeastlyMovie this week. You name it: bench, permanent, full court, im. Get ready. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Great time at the Grammy! Now before we go home to tuck in the babies we get wasted in Arcade Fire's tour bus. 'Night, night! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Arcade Fire! I'm having... a... seizure..! — PolitiTweet.org