Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Changed my mind. Instead of socks, I want a three bedroom loft in SoHo. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Things I Want for my Birthday, Chapter 5(ish): Giant labyrinth hedge maze, many lengthy massages, an Immunity Idol from Survivor, and socks. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@callousnstrange I start sending thank you cards? — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Errr... That was Chapter 4.1. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@TheBlumTheBlum Congrats, team! First Place, Over the Net High-Five! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@jimmykimmel Mr. KimmeI, I ACCEPT! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Things I Want for my Birthday, Chapter 4: a saltwater aquarium, rad clothes from All Saints, wood burning brick pizza oven, and Disneyland. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Things I Want for my Birthday, Chapter 3: a working, authentic fortune teller booth, and Danielle Staub's sex tape - but only on Blu-Ray. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Things I Want for my Birthday, Chapter 2: Haunted Mansion memorabilia, an actual Muppet, the superpower to eliminate oil from water, a pony. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Things I Want for my Birthday (6/15), Chapter 1: an iPhone 4, magical automatons, original Banksy art, and 1 million followers. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Hey, found out my birthday is the day after Real Housewife of NJ's Danielle Staub's sex tape is released. Um, no need to get me any gifts... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Wow, you are all testy. a potential *NEW* Mortal KKKKombat movie. Yeesh... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Mortal Combat, the movie? Check it: http://bit.ly/bHofJ4 Hope it's real. Loved those games. GET OVER HERE! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@DarcyGlavine I wanna see it! Did anyone record the show? Is it online? — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Oops. It's @regis_and_Kelly My bad. Sorry, Kel. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Had such a kigass time cohosting on @live_Regis_Kelly. Ripa rules. I wish I could come back every day. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Saw @stuffedandunstrung last night atthe Union Square Theatre. Henson R-rated improv puppet comedy. Loved it SO much! Please, please go! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Facebook is super lame. F-tothe-Y-tothe-I, I'm not on it. Never had been. Not a Facebooker. Feel free to let the imposters know. Lame. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

These hyper-physical B'way musicals make me feel old and weak. Saw FELA last night (loved!), and almost sprained my back just watching it. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Pulled off David's surprise 35th Birthday party last night. Masterfully, if I do say so myself. Great, great good times. He was gobsmacked. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

I haven't read the reviews, don't know the consensus. But I watched the @LOST finale last night, and I loved it! Bravo cast/crew/creators! — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Theatre Time: just saw David Cromer's fantastic production of Our Town. Michael Shannon's last night as Stage Manager. So, so moving. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Late night with the Survivor All Stars. Heading to the dirty east village club, Thr Box. I'm in reality heaven. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

About to be on Hour Four of the Today Show. Kathy Lee and Hoda. These chicks be crazy, yo! Send good vibes... http://yfrog.com/79p4gj — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Holy F-ing Ess, I'm trending! Coooool! Thanks for the kind Glee words, gang. I just landed into NYC, so I missed it! No spoilers!! Xo, n — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Some early news about the new CBS fall lineup. Not sure if I'm supposed to say, but you're my friend, so why not: this year HIMYM is going t — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

@debskittles Well then... Happy birrrrrr... (inhale) ... rrrrrr... (inhale) ... rrrrrr... (inhale) ... rrrrrr... (inhale) ... rrrrrr... — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Mussssst sleeeep... Need to bed a sleep to find on. Sooo tiiire... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..d.. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

Tonight's Smurf filming is the first in a string of all nighters. I beg your forgiveness, in advance, if my tweets are punchy and random. — PolitiTweet.org

Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH

I love that NPH.com is the Nazarene Publishing House. I wonder if they'd let me hock merchandise.. — PolitiTweet.org