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Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
We had built a friendship — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
(Never do this. I was with these chimps for days and sleeping there.) — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Chimps like me.. I think they can tell I adore them.. and I’m always in non-public settings when I’m around them. I feel bad for zoo chimps. — PolitiTweet.org
Will J. @WMilauskas
@CassandraRules Most stories I hear involve zoos and gorillas and schoolkids. Would definitely be stress.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Chimps like me.. I think they can tell u adore them.. and I’m always in non-public settings when I’m around them. I feel bad for zoo chimps. — PolitiTweet.org
Will J. @WMilauskas
@CassandraRules Most stories I hear involve zoos and gorillas and schoolkids. Would definitely be stress.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
That chimp was being given drugs and wine. — PolitiTweet.org
Colin Yamamma @CYamamma
@CassandraRules Don’t get Charla Nash’d
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Yeah, but she wouldn’t. I let her grab my nose even lol https://t.co/JEVyQTCCEZ — PolitiTweet.org
Name can't be blank @afcyung
@CassandraRules I feel like he could rip your face off in that video. Just strait bite you when you went in for a kiss.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Still never seen them throw poop though. I really think it’s something they do when stressed. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @DaisyBelleLace: @CassandraRules Can't tell you how many times I've had to reroute a dog from their own sick. They all come with their o… — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I had a chimp throw a ton of bedding at me once because his caretaker was talking to me instead of paying attention to him. It was kind of funny. They are *strong*. I love them so much though. If I didn’t have a husband and child I would run off to Gombe I think. https://t.co/Qd6JsHr8yt — PolitiTweet.org
Will J. @WMilauskas
@CassandraRules I think it may be more of an ape thing.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @SerotoninsGone: @CassandraRules Sorry Mitch, you misspelled "monkes" — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Yes, that’s better than the hundreds and hundreds of hours I have spent with monkeys and chimps. It’s only specific species and I’m fairly certain it’s only when they are highly stressed. I’m not around stressed out monks. — PolitiTweet.org
chefmtngoat @MoneyPlatters
@CassandraRules Try a google search
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Actually I did once see a capuchin throw poop… but he had accidentally put his hand in it and it was like he was shaking it off in disgust. Not actually throwing it. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I do get pooped on sometimes… but it’s very small and not very smelly unless they’re sick. It’s fine. Lol — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’ve never once seen a monkey eat or throw feces… and I guarantee I am around them a lot more than you are. This is monke slander. — PolitiTweet.org
Srđana Cević 🇭🇷 @OhSrdana
@CassandraRules They eat they own feces, lol.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’ve been saving. One of these days.. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
The amount I read about monkeys all day every day is like… demented. I want to run a sanctuary so bad. I’m so obsessive about it that I think I would do well. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
He’s cute af though. Vervet? — PolitiTweet.org
Jonny Utah @JonnyUt46878752
@CassandraRules They have one of these at a primate sanctuary, he shows them off like it’s the World Cup. https://t.co/GfLK9fuHat
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Last time I was around a squirrel he was trying to break through his cage to get to a female one in a transport cage nearby and I was like… how is he so strong and so small. They’re like… mini King Kong perverts — PolitiTweet.org
Michael Robison @MichaelRobison
@CassandraRules Not as bad as the squirrel monkeys. Those little perverts masturbate non stop!
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
True. Monks are much much much harder than dogs though. They’re harder than toddlers tbh. — PolitiTweet.org
Nikki's EMH @hall_yve
@CassandraRules People do the same with dogs tbh.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@MichaelRobison I feel obligated to warn my friends of the dangers of marms whenever they say they want one now lol — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @MichaelRobison: @CassandraRules It was wild. That little guy went in and tore you up in 5 seconds flat. He was awful. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@lustybard91 😂 — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Yeah… the male marms are also really big on flashing you their dicks. Nonstop. — PolitiTweet.org
The Contender @TommyDoubter
@CassandraRules I do Pest Control at a Zoo and have to be extremely cautious near their cages. They will reach thru… https://t.co/lRqR0UCj12
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Yes, but it’s not always bad. One of my rehomes was supposedly stand offish, not that friendly, but now she’s like the happiest monk ever and is always on me like Velcro. She’s spoiled as f and I would die for her. — PolitiTweet.org
Scott Owen, Perpetual Browncoat @drunkcynic
@CassandraRules The sadness of the damage done to monks by ill prepared owners is sad. They likely get it worse than dogs.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Ask @MichaelRobison how much I was bleeding from my head after a marm attack. He was here lol — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
People buying them without info on the reality of life with monkeys, which consume your entire life for real, means people like me end up adopting them later when you can’t deal… and you spent 10k on a monke and have bites all over you. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’m not against people having monkeys. I think animal rights orgs lie about them a lot. The problem is there’s not good species specific info because they spam websites with “never get a monkey” instead of the facts. — PolitiTweet.org
LussBhoy @LussBhoy
@CassandraRules Hahaha, I really appreciate your commitment to the cause for these animals. I couldn’t do it, but… https://t.co/SheGNgHrpY
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
They also breed like crazy in captivity so they’re easy to find. Do not recommend though. 🙅♀️ — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
People always buy marms because the babies are adorable, they’re prob the cheapest monkey from breeders, and there’s the whole finger monkey myth… but they don’t stay that small and their hormones are nuts. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
They *can* be sweet… but they can also randomly attack you. When my tams bite it’s a nibble on the finger because you’re annoying them and they want you to stop. When a marm attacks they go for the ears, eyes and throat to fuck you up. — PolitiTweet.org
LussBhoy @LussBhoy
@CassandraRules Well, they look friendly… goodness. I love monkes, but have no desire to face that.