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Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’ve spent a lottttt of time around monkeys though. The guy who had Oliver also always wanted a monkey, but he didn’t do his homework and hadn’t been around them. Assumed it would be like a dog. It’s not. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’ve loved them my entire life. I planned to just get one… but then every week someone is looking to rehome theirs because they got one without realizing how insane it is. Once you have one it’s like… ok what’s one more. Snowballed from there. — PolitiTweet.org
toldyaso @toldyaso2022
@CassandraRules What made you decide to take the plunge, to dedicate so much of your life to them?
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
They’re also REALLY expensive. Not just the monkey, but the enclosure, the fresh foods, the specialized vets, the vitamins, the enrichment… it’s a lot — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
People also tend to spend 20k on a monkey then skimp on their enclosures. It’s weird. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
It really is. I already didn’t leave the house much, but now I really can’t until the evening when they go to bed. You can only bring them to 13 states and monkey babysitters aren’t really a thing. Also monkey proofing is way more intense than baby proofing. — PolitiTweet.org
B @B32712016
@CassandraRules An entire lifestyle change
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @NotGu357: @CassandraRules Patiently awaiting you to change your name to Cassandra MonkeDonald — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
My friends capuchin can pick locks. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
That monkey would have trashed the entire apartment building irl. An unsupervised monkey in an apartment? Oh man. lol — PolitiTweet.org
NZ_Lolbertarian @NZ_Lolbertarian
@CassandraRules but what about Ross on Friends he was a paleontologist and shit
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I can’t imagine a normal person who likes to leave the house having one. It would be impossible to care for them properly. You have to be a really dedicated hermit. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Do not get monkeys. They are like… special needs toddlers that can jump 20 feet and are extremely fast. It’s not like a dog or a cat. It works for me because I hate traveling and don’t leave my house. It’s not a pet, it changes your entire life. — PolitiTweet.org
Gum Bee @BoatmanTerry
@CassandraRules Unfortunately, this picture is going to make a lot of (unqualified) people want a monkey. Ridiculously cute
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @buitengebieden: A baby gorillas first chest pound.. 😅 https://t.co/vwpgnmZ02D — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@BitchyLiberty Maybe poison ivy? Idk yet — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’m changing my entire Halloween costume to match his joker look now I think. I didn’t think he would actually wear it, so I was just going as Jasmine. Now we can party. Haha — PolitiTweet.org
Anti-War Ozark Andrea @BitchyLiberty
@CassandraRules Omfg. 😍😍😍😍😍
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
He likes to do anything he sees people do, so I don’t think it bothered him in the least — which is funny. The others would have been like oh hell no if I tried lol — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
One of my favorite humans in the whole world — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
The amazinggggg @Lisaelizabeth is on Timcast rn go watch https://t.co/5IeIoRRLKC — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Sorry this made me too intensely happy not to share. I love these monks so much. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @SamMoline1: @CassandraRules Omg he looks so ready to be a public nuisance. https://t.co/U2EjpQ33k4 — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Right?! — PolitiTweet.org
Anthony @TheFixerishot
@CassandraRules Handsome as fuck
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
He can pretty much jump across a room already — PolitiTweet.org
The Ghost Of Gettysburg @spatiumexspirav
@CassandraRules So cool to see him leap! What's the furthest you've seen him jump?
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
His full look: https://t.co/aMIteatW7W — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Yeah he didn’t care at all, I was surprised. Only left it on a couple min though. — PolitiTweet.org
FJB & FNP @jermman2085
@CassandraRules He seems to enjoy it.
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’ve never put clothes on him, but someone sent me this lmao — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Omg Oliver trying on his joker Halloween costume https://t.co/2YxGXScBA4 — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @Rose_Of_Dawn: Dylan Mulvaney is a parody of trans women and I don’t think anything can change my mind on that. She’s like a South Park… — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @johnygamble13: @CassandraRules Someone in my family got Bells palsy from a vaccine injury, her eye only opens half way now and she has… — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @SlenderSherbet: "HAVE YOU BEEN PETTING OTHER DOGS, YES OR NO" https://t.co/DqoKqKpB8Q — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @24brianl: Can we ask Julian Assange what he thinks the Democrats would do to him for being a reporter? @CassandraRules @wikileaks perf… — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Ok can you just run for President? Not fair for Idaho to get you to themselves. — PolitiTweet.org
Ammon Bundy @RealABundy
The Media claims that I am anti-government, the truth is the Government is anti-you. They're labeling parents as d… https://t.co/KPwz4HZcou
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @RealABundy: The Media claims that I am anti-government, the truth is the Government is anti-you. They're labeling parents as domestic… — PolitiTweet.org
