James Woods

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Finally a wise, apolitical response. Thank you. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Many Americans are frightened by the #WuhanCoronavirus. I am NOT diminishing the gravity of this pandemic. Perspective: current population of the United States is 330,436,000. Number of deaths from the virus: 154. That is ONE person out 2,145,688 people. Be safe, but be calm. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

In all seriousness I respect all mothers and particularly appreciate your kind words. Some people, however, are different than you. They dwell in their mother’s basements and eat trans fat all day. And wear caftans. Those people are vile and get thrown into the comedy woodchipper — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Should @Apple, a company I wholeheartedly support and admire, take this opportunity to bring all its manufacturing and supply chain back to the United States, or face modern economic realities and keep its manufacturing in China and other countries? A 24-hour poll: — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

In all seriousness I respect all mothers and particularly appreciate your kind words. Some people, however, are different than you. They dwell in their mother’s basements and eat trans fat all day. And wear caftans. Those people are vile get thrown into the comedy woodchipper. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

I’m so tempted... — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Sure. Does your mom still do rectal exams? #INSTABLOCK — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

The President just announced it is now being called the #MilanoVirus. Journalists are scrambling to determine why... — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Okay. This is funny. Great, guys. https://t.co/snGywVzouF — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Because he’s normal now? — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Your Mom Does Dallas #INSTABLOCK. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

#WuhanCoronaVirus https://t.co/heCVgKFkNN — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

After 173,258 votes in 24 hours a plurality of the voters have elected to call the present scourge originating from Wuhan, China the #WuhanCoronaVirus. That’s what I will call it henceforth. Thank you, everybody, for the massive participation in this poll. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

I think keeping these people front and center is necessary, regardless how vile they are. People will then judge their behavior accordingly. #CNN has been in a ratings free fall for a long time. And here’s why... — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

If you’re feeling queasy, but can’t quite throw up... https://t.co/HMPUO24Hqh — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

#ChuckSchumer heading home to shelter in place? https://t.co/xnUZoVhxsK — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Some things are blatantly obvious to the most casual observer. Like eating bat soup and not expecting puke-inducing results eventually. Tip: don’t eat live bats! Just saying. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

#Imagine you have finally corralled every person who has ever wronged you into one room. #Imagine you have amphitheater-level speakers in that room. Imagine you can shed your ethical ambivalence and you play this video. On a loop. Until they die. #Imagine. https://t.co/ZJ7IgHUWCx — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

#WheresWaldo (social distancing edition) https://t.co/iiA7I6lxMa — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

“The virus is not acting like a bio-weapon right now. The best bio-weapons kill at a much higher rate.” Mr. Yee’s contention makes sense, if the virus were designed to kill. If, however, this #ChineseVirus was engineered to DISRUPT, it’s a perfect weapon. https://t.co/DA5bxH0qdN — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Internet conspiracy theories are dangerous and more often than not truly idiot. If, however, it is determined that… https://t.co/JcQKQC7HYb — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Is anyone else sick of listening to these insipid millennial reporters screeching about “racism” while adults are trying to save the world? It has become a key word that bespeaks a tiresome fool with no real interest in genuine news. #RacismBlahBlahBlah https://t.co/aFgJFVc0IA — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

I admit it’s a crime against humanity. https://t.co/ES0zjBMG5X — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

#ChuckSchumerIsAShitMeatball https://t.co/k7GLJzmFQo — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Better? https://t.co/R3Quop0J1s — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Uh, the hashtag #ChuckSchumerisAShitMeatball is a big clue about my sincerity. https://t.co/zeykK8ricH — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

You’re probably right. #Schumer just makes my skin crawl. I lose all perspective. He’s such a politician. And, of c… https://t.co/z9xH27YVEE — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Me, too. She’s a regular on Greg Gutfeld’s show. Just love her. @KatTimpf https://t.co/TSKpua6Zxy — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

English scholar? #INSTABLOCK https://t.co/ZQ0ydQp1tQ — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

I was driving across the country once and got caught in a tornado in Nebraska. I remembered the advice I’d heard wa… https://t.co/eVOalMaalr — PolitiTweet.org