James Woods

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

The Democrat-Ukraine-FTX money laundering circle jerk is the kind of story that would have won the Pulitzer Prize for the Washington Post back when either of them meant something. Now it’ll just be a Twitter footnote at best. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Budd Friedman was one of the true gentlemen of the industry. His cordial and kind nature towards everyone was authentic and without guile. He never judged success or failure. “Respect” was his gold standard. What a guy! #RIPBuddFriedman https://t.co/5AfskLnRDL — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Folks, HORSE is a poker variant that uses the first letter of five different poker games. The tournament director switched the order of the games to HEROS, because the final day happened to fall on Veterans Day. We can all spell “heroes.” Relax. It was just a thoughtful gesture. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

RT @MiamiJohnC: Two Horse players that i coach were at the final table with me.I guess I did too good of a job. I was 9th and they both fin… — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Correct. This “game” is usually called HORSE. It is in fact a suite of five games: Limit Holdem, Omaha 8 or better, Razz, Stud, Stud 8 or better. Because this tournament was near Veterans Day, the games played in a different order to approximate the spelling of “HEROES.” — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Great job, @shirleyrosario! When we all figured out it was your birthday, we knew you would win it! 🎂 🎉 🥳 Fun being at another final table with you. You’re a great player and a really nice person. Congratulations! — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

I do! Please thank her for those kind words. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Your check is in the mail! — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Thank you. It was an honor. My good friend, Jim Garner, wasn’t so bad as Dr. Bob either, was he?❤️ — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

The bots the Dems generate always have that slight stench of TV comedy writer about them. And, of course, no human avatar and only one or two followers. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Your mom takes the edge off. @INSTABLOCK — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Final thought on the elections: One side elected a dead guy, a brain damaged guy, and has engineered the worst economy and border catastrophe in a century. Its leader can’t read a teleprompter nor answer a question coherently. Yet the other side still lost. The End. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

If Republicans were smart enough to hear voices like this, we could save America. STOP categorizing Americans by race, heritage or sex. Draw lines in the sand around VALUES. I don’t care if you’re black, white, gay, straight, Hispanic, whatever! Just believe in American values. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

And this fine man is the one our fearless leader has pledged to put out of work. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

I couldn’t love this more. What a great American. And I’m now a Kentucky fan for life for the way they celebrated this good father. My beloved Dad was like this. These are the moments as a kid that you remember your whole life. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

RT @Joelwhall: @RealJamesWoods Still one of my favorites. https://t.co/Yh5Pbcgvvb — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Yeah, but Florida only had to count votes. They didn’t have to deal with printer problems… (wink*, wink*) — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

I remember in the #OldTwitterEra I was asked if I would invest in cryptocurrency. I took a bit of abuse from the geniuses who invested in FTX. They sneered how dare I even mention the words “Ponzi scheme” when I asked them to explain the value of something that doesn’t exist. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

This is how taxes & politics work by the way. If you think other people will handle “dole” money well, press the green. Expect a profusion of liquor stores, loud cars, and stupid jewelry. If you think you can handle your own money better than the government, say, press the red. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

There was a time when economic malfeasance was a death knell for politicians at election time. As our nation now veers toward total socialism, people no longer vote to protect wealth they once worked for. When you suckle at the government teat, you simply vote for more milk. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

“Oh, and is your carbon-chugging, rich boy’s yacht in dry dock getting prepped for the summer?” — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

“Oh, and is your carbon-chugging. yacht in dry dock getting prepped for the summer?” — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Follow the money and you’ll have your answer. — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

The Hypocrite Hop! Where’s your worthless paper face diaper, Governor Hypocrite? https://t.co/m0HeQqjs5E — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

Now that you’re at a million followers (congrats!), I suggest it is incumbent upon you to speak your opinions more clearly and forthrightly. How do you really feel? — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

As an act of sheer human kindness, why don’t they run the teleprompter behind him on a big screen, and just let him stand there and wave. Because this is just outright cruelty. https://t.co/6NoMC0W5Nv — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

When Republicans had control of every branch of government (2016-2018), all they needed was cohesion behind their leader. The only thing that could stop them then was a weasel in the woodpile. Not naming names, of course. https://t.co/8xGSpBbZHH — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

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James Woods @RealJamesWoods

There are two pretty safe bets you can make in todays world: if a restaurant makes a mistake on the bill, it’s somehow always in their favor; and if there is an extended vote count in a blue state, well, you know the rest... https://t.co/Muiw0LQSch — PolitiTweet.org

James Woods @RealJamesWoods

A few years back I was asked if I would invest in cryptocurrency. After making the usual disclaimer that I can’t engage in investment advice, I said no hypothetically, and mentioned that my personal portfolio never included beanie babies nor tulips either. https://t.co/j3TUc0AxCk — PolitiTweet.org