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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Almost like she’s impersonating the facial motionless of a typical snowman. — PolitiTweet.org

That face is very lizard-like. https://t.co/j29GTXKc0M

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

RT @garryjcarlson: @LennyDykstra Had she been vaccinated? That's an important question to ask. — PolitiTweet.org

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Did they even daven mincha as a team before the game? If not, they deserve what they got! That shit won’t fly when I’m manager of #TeamIsrael! #WorldBaseballClassic — PolitiTweet.org

When I take over as manager of #TeamIsrael, gonna have to emphasize plate discipline. No room for the kind of impat… https://t.co/73cYNB7QtN

Posted March 14, 2023

Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

We’ll start instead with the 40 years in the desert lesson. Or maybe the be ready for it but don’t rush it thing with Moshiach. That was just pathetic last night. How do you say “inexcusable” in Hebrew? (Yiddish? Aramaic? Ladino?) #TeamIsrael #WorldBaseballClassic #Nails4Manager — PolitiTweet.org

When I take over as manager of #TeamIsrael, gonna have to emphasize plate discipline. No room for the kind of impat… https://t.co/73cYNB7QtN

Posted March 14, 2023

Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

I guess if Team Puerto Rico didn’t like the way Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim portrayed the Puerto Rican “Jets” gang in “West Side Story,” they got pretty good revenge in yesterday’s perfect-game win over Team Israel! PS Maria… #Would! Actually #Wood (Natalie) — PolitiTweet.org

Fucking shanda for #TeamIsrael to have a perfect game thrown against them in the #WorldBaseballClassic. Don’t even… https://t.co/y6lEBjI7u9

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

If any case whatsoever to made for the Jews as “chosen,” God is not pleased w/ them today. I know about “stiff-necked people” in the Torah, but maybe the Israeli batters were too stiff-hipped? Moses may have hit the rock, but the Jews apparently couldn’t hit the ball! @Rabbimetz — PolitiTweet.org

@LennyDykstra Love this. Where else are you going to get an Exodus reference slipped into a comment on baseball strategy?

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

https://t.co/eZId6XCFgF — PolitiTweet.org

@LennyDykstra @ZachWilson what's with the evil hand signs ?

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@thomasg47008778 Yeah, that is not what would be known as an “aging populace.” What’s the median age there? Like 8? — PolitiTweet.org

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

RT @thomasg47008778: @LennyDykstra Lenny, you got me laughing. Ever been around Monsey when the school buses start moving. — PolitiTweet.org

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Fucking shanda for #TeamIsrael to have a perfect game thrown against them in the #WorldBaseballClassic. Don’t even try to kvetch otherwise. (Salud to Team Puerto Rico.) — PolitiTweet.org

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https://t.co/OY6udOQIl7 — PolitiTweet.org

LENNY DYKSTRA FOR MANAGER!!!! @IsraeliPM MAKE IT HAPPEN! https://t.co/yitX9kziM7

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

But what would I know about breaking up no-hitters…? @smoltz_john — PolitiTweet.org

When I take over as manager of #TeamIsrael, gonna have to emphasize plate discipline. No room for the kind of impat… https://t.co/73cYNB7QtN

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

RT @stockes76: LENNY DYKSTRA FOR MANAGER!!!! @IsraeliPM MAKE IT HAPPEN! — PolitiTweet.org

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OK, Groomer? — PolitiTweet.org

Trump rips DeSantis over Disney battle 'Hoax’ https://t.co/7ejiPi7QSF

Posted March 14, 2023

Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

When I take over as manager of #TeamIsrael, gonna have to emphasize plate discipline. No room for the kind of impatience of the Jews who built the Golden Calf while waiting for Moses to come down the tablets. Or like drivers in Lakewood or Monsey! — PolitiTweet.org

Were they being way too impatient at the plate? https://t.co/0klMcPthwG

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Closest thing he’s had to an actual patient in 50 years? https://t.co/GQ45sSVu7y — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 14, 2023

Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Brad Ausmus wasn’t available to manage Team Israel? I get that Bob Melvin has to be at spring training. And don’t even get me started on Gabe Kaplernick! — PolitiTweet.org

Dude, now isn’t the time to make that case. Team Israel just had a perfect game thrown against them. Wouldn’t have… https://t.co/iSXaivpzZU

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Good for them! #TheHigherEdumucationScam I went to work right after high school myself (in Shelby, NC). Note: All those Arizona State girls might have been fun though! https://t.co/5ov7ixBWEs — PolitiTweet.org

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Dude, now isn’t the time to make that case. Team Israel just had a perfect game thrown against them. Wouldn’t have been possible for Team Swaziland to have a more inept offensive performance! — PolitiTweet.org

@LenGrunstein @LennyDykstra Come on Leonard, Kins is a solid coach.

Posted March 14, 2023

Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Were they being way too impatient at the plate? — PolitiTweet.org

@Peter_ORyan99 @LennyDykstra Yes and don't mean any disrespect. But can use some help with hitting against really s… https://t.co/FGmr0gGcYP

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

RT @LenGrunstein: @LennyDykstra We salute you and the excellent game you played. See you again next year. Guys we have got to work harder a… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @HofSpillane: @LennyDykstra "Let my people layeth down a bunt!" https://t.co/qEuO0iqoH5 — PolitiTweet.org

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

Fuck Ray Epps. https://t.co/EyGQrtmKrv — PolitiTweet.org

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😡 https://t.co/DlmVKJvRrt — PolitiTweet.org

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🔥 https://t.co/nM5jpVcGNs — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @Kremlins16: @RobTaylor551 @DNC @LennyDykstra @the53rdregiment @laralogan @edhenry @gregkellyusa @TuckerCarlson @SchmittNYC @EricMoo9191… — PolitiTweet.org

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Diana … #would https://t.co/T2cUCkLRiT — PolitiTweet.org

@LennyDykstra Maybe she is a V- those who know will remember.

Posted March 14, 2023

Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

“… with ‘her penis’ …” https://t.co/Xgj21aC29F — PolitiTweet.org

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

But no mean tweets. https://t.co/RKPBh2HZVI — PolitiTweet.org

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Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra

RT @189465392a: @LennyDykstra Hey Nails, ever have a coach/ gm at any point in your career check off each race, creed, and gender while fil… — PolitiTweet.org

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