dan seifert

dan seifert @dcseifert

i’m kinda surprised the new iMac has a fan inside, considering the back of it is a massive aluminum heat sink — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

is july 23rd after the never ending free apple tv+ promo ends — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

prolly gonna have to cop the brown leather holster thing tho — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

there is way too much hype around a keychain — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

damn, dank new purp iphone announced on 420, blaze it tim — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

be sure to talk to your apple genius bar representative about the great opportunities of the apple card before you leave, here’s a pamphlet you will have to throw out yourself — PolitiTweet.org

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very weird to start off with a god damn credit card pitch — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

kinda looks like someone needs to mow the lawn over there at the spaceship campus — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

airtags are great for when you’ve smoked yourself so stupid you can’t find the keys that are literally on the coffee table right in front of you — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

blows out a loop de loop animation of dank smoke rings — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

tim cook out on stage looks like he’s got two pinched fingers to his lips “smoke em if you got em” fin — PolitiTweet.org

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@robotodd i click the button — PolitiTweet.org

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@automated_hous @davezatz if i were you i would have simply not left my bag on the train — PolitiTweet.org

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@backlon smokes for stabs — PolitiTweet.org

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@adamjustice adam i think you and i both know that’s some wishful thinking — PolitiTweet.org

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@WillHayward both — PolitiTweet.org

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@jetscott lose without even trying? sounds like the Jets, scott — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@SamitSarkar bring it on! three and half decades without losing any of them so far. i forget a lot of other dumb shit, but i’m pretty on top of my own personal effects. — PolitiTweet.org

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i have literally never lost my wallet, keys, or phone, so i do not relate to the people excited for the apple airtags or any similar gadget — PolitiTweet.org

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@mcsquared96 granted, the bar set to beat by the last gen was uh, *checks notes* play YouTube video without stuttering, but hey, this one does it where the last one couldn’t also its battery life is like twice as good, so — PolitiTweet.org

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believe it or not, i actually love it when a product defies expectations in a review. the Surface Laptop 4 AMD is such a product, it’s a marked improvement over the last generation. here’s @mcsquared96’s review: https://t.co/NTVxAg33DW — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

silent white, holy white all is calm and all is bright round over ears, is the style noise canceled, so tender and mild — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

you ever think about the literary genius that originally came up with "whoever smelt it dealt it" and how they never get properly credited for it — PolitiTweet.org

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@reckless big fan of the medieval sword behind him, wonder if he whacks you with it to move your disc back in place — PolitiTweet.org

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@reckless i'm all lost in the chiropractor's i can no longer walk happily i came in here for that special offer a guaranteed realignment treat — PolitiTweet.org

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they should have done a hot dog perk tho cc @JoannaStern — PolitiTweet.org

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sweet — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@Ohthatflo https://t.co/78RqXtxCvu — PolitiTweet.org

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@RonAmadeo put some 78g zealios on it coward — PolitiTweet.org

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tactile switch mouse button when — PolitiTweet.org