dan seifert

dan seifert @dcseifert

more like jar jar STINKS amirite — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

there are zero third party apps on my spouse’s Series 3. no photos. no music. one watch face. and it still says it has not enough storage to update and needs to be factory reset before it will. — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

the fact that Apple is STILL selling the Series 3 new is just absurd — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

i’m glad @cgartenberg finally wrote this piece — i’ve been dealing with it for months on my spouse’s Series 3. — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

if it’s this hard and frustrating to update an Apple Watch to the latest software, can you really say Apple is supporting it? imagine if you had to reset your phone or laptop every time you installed an OS update. — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@robotodd hate that i laughed at this — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@edzitron 70 percent of them will be “password” or “123456” — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

i hope everyone watches jar jar’s hot make out scene in clone wars (season 6, episode 8) tonight — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@stanhoraczek will forever be konica minolta’s mount in my heart — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

when is someone gonna sell the GI Joe cartoon dubs as an NFT and call it “stop all the downloadin” — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

six am and already the boy ain't right — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@tomwarren just wish someone could figure it out for me — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

grifters gonna grift — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@rcadden sounds like it's a lot better than actual butt rock then — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@rcadden butt rock is a genre, but none of these songs or artists are actually butt rock. it’s the stuff that they play on modern rock radio, where the promoter yells “YOU’RE LISTENING TO 92.3FM THE SHARK WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT ROCK” so like, puddle of mud etc — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

i probably filled up on too much bread (such as an encyclopedic knowledge of decades old simpsons references) — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

i think my brain is full and now it feels like anything new just bounces off of it like the pieces of steak homer was trying to eat in that simpsons episode https://t.co/vDUtfNIyeG — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@dynamofire so expensive. for my girls, the deal we made with them is they get ONE legit american girl doll, any others they want are the Target knockoff. and any accessories are the Target knockoff brand. — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@killermonkey i put it on the escape key — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@edzitron galaxy frenz — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

every time i yawn the buds pro do that thing where they turn off the noise cancelation for 10 seconds because they think i’m having a conversation with someone — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

one of my morning rituals is deleting the nuzzel email from my inbox with the smug satisfaction that it has nothing i haven’t already seen in it. what am i going to do now https://t.co/HPFzytv1Mz — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

RT @reckless: I love Scroll but ending Nuzzel is like killing Google Reader for an even more terminally online group of media people https:… — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

anything to feel alive anymore, yadda yadda yadda — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

i put one clacky key switch on my keyboard full of silent switches, so whenever i hit that key it sounds like an explosion in comparison to the others — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

happy buy new star wars merch day — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

@DylanLathrop when you think it’s enough juicy, go juicier — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

and bezos. it just gets worse — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

oh god this definitely means we’re going to see a night at the roxbury SNL skit with musk and gates at a nightclub this weekend aren’t we — PolitiTweet.org

dan seifert @dcseifert

slidin into ur DMs like https://t.co/lZtegxRAhd — PolitiTweet.org