Trevor Noah

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Dear guy at the gym - I don't think your underwear is gonna affect your weight that much, please stop weighing yourself naked. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@LesegoSigns @Sam_Mangesi ah you must have caught me in the middle of imagining I was Bane from batman. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Zebras are just horses with stretch marks. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Nothing special, just a zebra walking past. #ThisIsAfrica #Tia #ZebraBomb… http://t.co/XDQO9ATKUY — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@RussellKane I'm truly honoured. Thank you Russell. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Stop complaining about having no money for Valentine's day. Forget the flowers and just make someone smile. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

As awful as his English? RT @loyisogola: These social media jabs at Mandoza's inability to speak English are awful. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@Devodene2 that baby in your avatar is the cutest baby I've ever seen in my life. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Valentine's day is like mob justice. From the outside it looks horrible but when you join in, it can be so much fun. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Worst Valentine's message ever! RT @LazGola: Whose going to cricket today? — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Thank you for tuning in to BBC Radio 4 to listen to my comedy. I'm glad you enjoyed it. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@david_kadalie @farah_parker @missdanibagel Dani prayed the whole night for this to happen. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

The world is your oyster but you're allergic to shellfish. #StopBeingNegative — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@Deer_Jodi lmao this just made my day. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@MovieCitric lmao I used a new editor for this one. And if he really did that then that's priceless. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Disgusting to see that Anc rioters are throwing petrol bombs at police. Petrol is so expensive smh. #ThrowParrafin — PolitiTweet.org

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"WHY DOES THE DA MARCH IN FEBRUARY?" - Anc supporter holding brick. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

I hated those kids that had running spikes for a sports day in primary school. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@BiteSizeEatery I am recovering from addiction. Please don't tempt me. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@safiya_s08 luckily there's no retarded seals, so the good news is you're just laughing like a seal. And yes I do that too! — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

I just wanna make you smile because your smile makes me smile. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@willis_w your girlfriend told me it's your birthday and so I hope you have a happy birthday and a new manager at your club soon. Lol — PolitiTweet.org

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@Avukile anything. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Obviously this is hypothetical but I would be willing to rob a bank for biscuits. #iLoveBiscuits — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

RT @TimeOutDubai: Trailblazing South African comic @Trevornoah playing @DUCTAC theatre March 27-29 - tickets on sale now here: http://t.co/… — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Two Words - @Kendricklamar! Cape Town, South Africa. #HipHopIsNotDead — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

RT @DUCTAC: It's true, comedy superstar Trevor Noah is coming to DUCTAC in Dubai - http://t.co/Q4MatbnqcS — PolitiTweet.org

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@mrbannwood I'm getting them uploaded as we speak. — PolitiTweet.org

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Only Tuesday tickets left for my final "It's My Culture" shows at Monte Casino 25Feb & 4 March. See you there maybe? — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

I like cuddling but you know what I like more? - not sweating. So let's split up and we'll meet in the morning. — PolitiTweet.org