Trevor Noah

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Xabi Alonso and Modric. Men of the match! — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

Judging from their football, Spain should win all the diving events at the Olympics. — PolitiTweet.org

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Now he's gonna show her the money...RT @TimesLIVE: Cuba Gooding Jr and wife split http://t.co/esjQx6z4M2 — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

@Howard_23rd I appreciate that love. Homo or not! — PolitiTweet.org

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David Moyes helped make this EPL season one of the most exciting. We will always be grateful. #GloryGloryMoyesUnited — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @DUCTAC: @Trevornoah returns to DUCTAC May 28&29, two nights only. Ticket information coming soon. http://t.co/pfX51HLLwJ — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

You know you're in a real relationship when everyday you say these words to each other - what are we eating? — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

This season you'll see who's a Man Utd supporter and who's a real Fan. #EasyToSupportWinners — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

RT @Pantsulalove: if mina i was oskar, i wz going 2 4got evrytng, hu dis Reeva? Is she da lady dt sells magwenya? whr am i? Whr are my legz… — PolitiTweet.org

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Hopefully first week of June. RT @MimsheckRayko: @Trevornoah when are you comin to namibia? — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm coming back to Dubai in May. Two shows only. As soon as the tickets are available I'll let you know! — PolitiTweet.org

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I just saw Gareth Bale hug Ronaldo & then Zidane joined the hug. I squealed like a little girl. #Classico #MostExpensiveHug — PolitiTweet.org

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When Benzema grows up he wants to Gareth Bale! #Classico — PolitiTweet.org

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I agree, because you don't see the person's wrinkles or bad skin! RT @RobbyCollins_: Make Up sex is the best! — PolitiTweet.org

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@DaviesHarry I did find out that these dolphins are very well treated. — PolitiTweet.org

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@ianbagg I always am Ian. We even used protection — PolitiTweet.org

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Last week I fell in love in Dubai. @Atlantis was the place where it all happened. We kissed in the water http://t.co/uGWFTG623L — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

I'll be in Dublin, end of July. RT @ZimboyVisuals: @Trevornoah when are you coming back to Dublin 😁??? — PolitiTweet.org

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Last night I dreamt my car was stolen and then converted into a hummer. #Nightmare — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm trying to pop back in May RT @stephouae: @Trevornoah most important question is: when are u coming back to the UAE..??!! — PolitiTweet.org

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Because I don't like teasing animals. RT @BeginselJan: @Trevornoah hey Trevor simple question why do u alwys make fun of people? — PolitiTweet.org

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Mourinho the fox has made so many people believe that the title race is now between Liverpool and Man City and yet... — PolitiTweet.org

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@Kylefrankwhite @stephenfry I've already been on. And I had a wonderful time. — PolitiTweet.org

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You never own lip balm. You just keep it safe for the next person. — PolitiTweet.org

Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

http://t.co/L7bDKHDfVq — PolitiTweet.org

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I can't remember. RT @RobbyCollins_: What do you think about the Oscar trial? — PolitiTweet.org

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@AshleighBaard @NoshoziShozi and when you point a weapon at something that is called? — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @Investec_Sport: Congratulations to @Cameronvdburgh on winning 100m breaststroke at the SA Nationals with his fastest time of 59.50! htt… — PolitiTweet.org

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If I'm ever in court being questioned about my messages, I'll just blame it all on auto correct. #OscarTrial — PolitiTweet.org

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It's strange that Oscar says "the firearm was aimed at the door" but then he says he didn't aim at the door? #OscarTrial — PolitiTweet.org