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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

People at my gym do a lot of things on the stretching mat that should probably be confined to the privacy of their own bedroom. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 7, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

"Listen honey, I love Jesus, but I drink a little." http://t.co/dWXvG2F7Pc — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 6, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Scottish sword-maker seeks apprentice/next victim http://t.co/v3c0wswjG8 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 5, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@mhkeller @NoreenMalone @TimFernholz "Critically Acclaimed Food Documentaries," because I welcome a moveable feast. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 4, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Nobody puts Clare in a corner! http://t.co/gcYBqksPmk The Bachelor's messed up relationship with sex: http://t.co/T3SafMDB57 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 4, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@NoreenMalone fuck quinoa. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 4, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@AnnaHolmes #noscrubs — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 3, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@AnnaHolmes 60/40 chance the dude in pic is a goober. He has Brown poetry major hair. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 3, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@AnnaHolmes Livin' the dream! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 3, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

This week's New Yorker cover is what every young New Yorker reader thinks their life will look like they move to NYC http://t.co/EVuL0AWNtO — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 3, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

I'm pretty sure the definition of winter-malaise desperation is extensive Google image-ing of "Lake Michigan Dunes." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 3, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@jbouie Little Children. I will NOT watch it with you but you should watch it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 1, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

I know "Labor Day" is supposed to be a romantic flick but last time I saw Winslet in that kinda movie, a dude castrated himself at the end. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 1, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Wait, is it just me or does it seem like J.T. is about to kill the Britney look alike at the end of "Cry Me A River"? http://t.co/ELak2p0HTu — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 31, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@ChadwickMatlin Deal. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 31, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@ChadwickMatlin I can't tell if this is a recommendation, chadwick... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 31, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@ChadwickMatlin On bedside table, queued up, in fact! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 31, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

I didn't know it 'til just now, but being on the FBI's Special Art Crimes unit is my dream job. http://t.co/rd3vqI0sAs — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 31, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

"You havent done it until you’ve done it in the Sec. Council chamber" @NoreenMalone gets UN diplos to spill the beans http://t.co/i2StvqNeKk — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 31, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

About 1/2 thru SOTU. I suggest watching highlights of PM's Ques. Time, flipping thru InStlye slideshows for remainder http://t.co/0aYxbDdf3U — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 29, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Would love to see who's Tindering in the House chamber right about now. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 29, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Joe's suit. Handsome devil. #marrymejoe cc @NoreenMalone — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 29, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

I feel like maybe a statement cocktail ring would have worked too? RT @WhiteHouse Final touches: #SOTU, http://t.co/taFVcBkfgv — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 29, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Via hulu I now know that Kay Jewelers sells a line of vibrating diamond necklaces—The Shake Weight of jewelry. Bravo. http://t.co/8AWMZVRsTE — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 28, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Your hatred of skinny yoga bitches is magnificently justified at long last: http://t.co/M8DpJAjTo1 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 28, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@sidhubaba sucka — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 28, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

Here's a preview of tonight's speech: http://t.co/smrUwxG4kT — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 28, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

WH behind-the-scenes video of how SOTU gets made is perhaps the biggest waste of social media space I've ever seen. http://t.co/YfDC6Rg4yl — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 28, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

By this time next winter, I hope snowpants have been made fashionable for adult women in big cities. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 28, 2014 Hibernated
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Clare Malone @ClareMalone

@NoreenMalone Naw, "promoted tweet." I only wish I were that cool. It's great "Black Fish" backlash! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 24, 2014 Hibernated