Matt Fuller

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @holy_schnitt: me: red velvet cake is just chocolate cake dyed red. logically it should taste like chocolate my brain: mm taste red :) — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @mitchysuch: I refuse to mute viral tweets I want to see comments of Jim (intramural softball player from pen state) tagging his teamm… — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @murrman5: [sees wife getting changed after work] you should leave them high heels on "ohhh yeah?" [thinking about the spider on the bat… — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @IamJackBoot: Arm falls off Wife: You don't drink enough water. — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @KrangTNelson: a remake of angels in the outfield except it’s drake promising to raise his kid if the raptors win the finals — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @ryanaboyd: Oh you’re religious? Personally instead of God I like to put my faith in books written by insane alcoholics — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @conajam: interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance” me: interviewer: me: you don’t remember me d… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @michaelbatnick: The average CEO listens to 60 podcasts a day. — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @Buncahn: "do you want to protect your purchase for an additional $4.99?" No. I will protect my purchase with my katana — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @Hzrris: Dude went to visit every Windows 10 PC background in person https://t.co/HXpcNZI0en — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @CaucasianJames: people get engaged just so they can get 232 likes and 22 comments on facebook — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @caithuls: little debbie implies the existence of somewhere somehow a larger debbie, a deborah even perhaps — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @idvck: me when an email finds me well https://t.co/2ji5UIsvtZ — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @CornOnTheGoblin: (1st date) [me after one drink] i guess the weirdest thing about me is i still like the ninja turtles haha [after 4 dr… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @jessokfine: My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @IanKarmel: Everyone: I would like an outlet near my bed. Hotels: Heres an iHome we bought when Bush was President. — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @generalslug: podcasts complain about all the effort that goes into their shows when i KNOW how much time and money they’ve saved by swi… — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @dave_cactus: *pronounces death row like Heathrow* — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @jazz_inmypants: [spelling bee] Judge: your word is "restaurant" Me: *lips on mic* can you go fuck yourself — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @UtilityLimb: "anyone hear about this new ipad?" [jay leno pauses] "anyone hear anything at all?" [jay wanders the desolate cities. even… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @RolfRaccoon: Now I'm Pokemon Sleep and she's Pokemon Cab While he's Pokemon Smoke and she's Pokemon Drag — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @Giannis_An34: I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA😊 — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @dry_hugs: *whips empty tallboy at a fence* fuck, man, i dunno. i just wish… (*long drag of cigarete*)… i just wish i could interact wi… — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @actioncookbook: USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product TWITTER: likes are now florps USERS: what TWITTER: ti… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @iamspacegirl: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house… — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @Gooooats: Him: Did you adopt your dog? Me: No, he's my biological dog. — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @mikefossey: [steering around traffic cone in parking lot] Christ, this place is like Fort Knox! [pushing the 'Pull' door] Jeez, what is… — PolitiTweet.org

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

RT @ClueHeywood: Luke Wilson gonna get PAID in a couple years https://t.co/Jpr5f973hH — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @weedguy420boner: Martin omalley you got a children's book ass name. You sound like the mailman in a town where everyone's a bear — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @shampy69: Ummm Applebee’s??? https://t.co/IqWdiDzudK — PolitiTweet.org