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Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @DanMentos: The projected sales figur- *phone buzzes* the proj- *buzzes again* *checks phone* Excuse me for a moment gentelmen I'm bein… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @vineyille: [at my comedy central roast after every joke] That’s not true — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @murrman5: "I came downstairs for a zip of juice and noticed the tv was gone so I called you guys" [cop stops writing] did you say zip o… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @AntonioDRAMsci: Rose Emoji Jenny: the real "Stranger Thing" is capitalism 384 replies 16K RTs 48K likes 76 new follower… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @Ethan_Booker: ME: (an adult man) [re-entering house] almost forgot my baseball mitt, which I bring to the baseball game. as an adult ma… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @franzferdinand2: 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have to close our eyes while we're driving just to… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @rad_milk: DAD: grandma died ME: dam she took an L lol DAD: what ME: whats good fam — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @lordbeef: I hate it when girls cut off my head and hold it up to the retinal scanner, gaining access to my secret lab — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @bretjturner: The first guess from one of my 1st graders was “death” and such an awed, somber, reflective hush fell over the class that… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @James_Kpatrick: These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge http://t.co/MF8ME8tJOM — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @markpopham: when i go to retweet a tweet youve just made and youve already deleted it it feels like you shot the revolver out of my han… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @rachsyme: how are some of you always just...in Italy...all summer — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @sarahndipity18: if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast? — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @ch000ch: chipotle employee: white or brown rice frank underwood: (to camera) the rice is irrelevant. but for now i'll play his game. — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @amfmpm: [losing badly in a contest] guys its not a contest — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @tarashoe: birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foo… — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @BradKelly17: *QB overthrows the WR* Nobody: The cornerback and safety: https://t.co/SQ1FPk6kWa — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @rad_milk: DATE: so tell me something about yourself ME: i am older than every dog — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @vineyille: I'm not yelling, it's just you claim to love the coneheads movie, yet you own no official merch. I find that interesting. I'… — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @pattymo: https://t.co/O5H1lcSKUf — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @electrolemon: my roommate bansky is at it again. he made coffee and said he put something inside that would "REALLY wake me up" http://… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @bobvulfov: [stepping out of my apartment for the first time at 7 pm after being alone in there all day and not saying a word to anyone]… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @akkitwts: This is definitely an affair scene https://t.co/CQIYtuRaZz — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @Ethan_Booker: PERSON I FOLLOW: lmaooo Rep. Churd Florbett (D - HI) just called Borp Gengiss “an untoward gentleman”. this congressional… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @hunteryharris: if u ever sat in ur room and cried to samson by regina spektor u DO qualify for a veterans discount — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @megstalter: A writer in New York City: https://t.co/JPrqKZfAuk — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @JoseCanseco: My hair is so soft and mangeable — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @Tommytoughstuff: [After losing a rap battle] "How did he get a hold of my credit score?" — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @BestyDeVos: [walks into library] me: do u have any books on turtles? librarian: hard back? me: yeah, with little heads — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @Bregosaurus: Folks, Denmark — more and more you’re hearing it’s a rotten place. They had a prince named Hamlet, very indecisive guy. Hi… — PolitiTweet.org
