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Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @sarahtumbleweed: what if spaghetti and meatballs was speatballs and maghetti instead — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @ceejoyner: A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to fo… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @greenteam15: Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @robdelaney: Which Mumford is the dad? — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @NoChorus: Me, aged 10: "Fred Durst is right, everything is fucked and everybody does suck" Me, aged 30: "Got to once again give it to… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @finryan87: Finally an emoji for chastising my business associates when they come to me for favours on this, the day of my daughter's we… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @danguterman: Probably the hardest move in ultimate frisbee is getting a job. — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @DCpierson: The smoke detector doesn't want me to follow my dream. https://t.co/cyTX3mCUtq — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @melmadara: we all had that one girl in middle school who thought she was a cat — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @DanMentos: "Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are" Ok. BTW what's my last name? "Scissorhands" — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @juliothesquare: My iPhone relentlessly clinging on to unattainable, inaccesible WiFi networks. It’s like girl, you don’t need them! You… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @murrman5: [guy in his 30’s still wearing flat bill hat] so basically like a vibe check? [doctor explaining the bloodwork she wants him… — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @lawblob: the only thing i know about half the people in my Facebook feed is whether or not they've run a marathon — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @House_Feminist: me, delivering a joke from the depths of depression https://t.co/m7TxmyTvXY — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @nathanallebach: dads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am https://t.co/TNsEoykgOT — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @phoebe_bridgers: I want to marry a man who is never on time so I can refer to him as my late husband — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @WhaJoTalkinBout: him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7 me: before rush hour, smart move — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @Ahm76: Thanks for tagging me in that photo where my face and neck look like all one thing, unified, one nation under God, indivisible — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @KarenKilgariff: Right before you mute someone it’s fun to yell “that’s enough outta you!” — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @briantylercohen: Trey Gowdy looks like he got kicked off The Bachelorette first. https://t.co/b2sOjFFeU1 — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @iamalishajo: my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass...... https://t.co/8MrPM5E5Mv — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @pauldanke: house guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂😂😂😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @kevinbaker: "I know you from Twitter" - Embarrassing for everyone involved - Humiliating - Too online "Your reputation precedes you"… — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @contriteperson: Hey Brenda, let’s watch this cute kitten video! *clicks on "Do You Wear Too Much Perfume?"* Haha whoops wrong video but… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @murrman5: [friend who setup me up with his cousin on the phone] just be cool tonight [cutting breathing holes in a box for her gift] wh… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @ItsTheBrandi: This cat looks like it's being interviewed by the NYT about Trump's broken promise to bring bodega cat jobs to its town.… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @GrowlyGrego: YOU: [late and frantic] I can’t find my keys. ME: [seated and helpful] They’ve gotta be somewhere. — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
The reviews are already in. https://t.co/4es39JHCY2 — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Oh, what rough beast?… https://t.co/eP2iBPfeeq — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
@cdiersing I believe Sean knows my buddy Mark the roofer. We’re all gonna get a beer at the Cask ‘n Flagon later. — PolitiTweet.org