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Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @daveweigel: Hoping for an out-of-nowhere political speech. Like somebody wins “Best Costume Design” and is like “Q, if you’re listening… — PolitiTweet.org
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@rmc031 “When I was a kid, I used to carry a safety pin around with me every where I went in my pocket, and when people weren’t paying enough attention to me, I’d dig it into my arm until I started crying.” — PolitiTweet.org
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@rmc031 I was just thinking tonight how I’ve come to love not having a dishwasher, particularly because I have this… https://t.co/AkMhDl5wo3 — PolitiTweet.org
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Folks, you didn’t realize this playlist was about preparing a duck and making your apartment smell amazing with roa… https://t.co/XLdppkjzQu — PolitiTweet.org
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@Gosspaine Makes me want to go pick apples. — PolitiTweet.org
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Sometimes you just have to put New Slang on your playlist, because you are OLD. https://t.co/sHz1L4MO50 — PolitiTweet.org
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@karyns4 My initial thought was Joni Mitchell and Julie Byrne combined. — PolitiTweet.org
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I figured it out. (No thanks to you guys.) It’s “Mystery” by Beth Orton and I love it. https://t.co/QtlFVbbGMN — PolitiTweet.org
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@blrshepherd Just saying, it’s halal. https://t.co/Z51TlIvyvP — PolitiTweet.org
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On a scale of 1 – starting the process of roasting a partially defrosted duck at 7 pm, my Saturday night is an 11. — PolitiTweet.org
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If anyone knows the song that plays at the end of the short film Saria, that’d be great information to share. — PolitiTweet.org
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@seanfoles Hey! I took that pic! — PolitiTweet.org
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Walking around Costco, I just had the overwhelming desire to buy a beautiful, pillowy dog bed. I do not own a dog. — PolitiTweet.org
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@Olivianuzzi Lived there for 22 years. Think I saw a moose like 5 times. — PolitiTweet.org
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@Robillard No question I did. No question. I probably also carried a stolen couch wherever you were. — PolitiTweet.org
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If you want to feel like an unaccomplished schmuck, listen to “These Days” and recognize that he wrote this song when he was 16. https://t.co/smvlH3omb2 — PolitiTweet.org
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This concludes Retweet Friday™. You can go back to reading bad tweets now. — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @thepatrickwalsh: Take it easy, SANDLOT narrator. It's kids playing baseball, we'll figure it out. — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @simpdog: *at the red lobster* me: i will have the red lobster waiter: okay — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @jazz_inmypants: PETER PAN: we meet again, Captain Hook CAPTAIN HOOK: well well well-- wait u guys call me Hook? PETER PAN: yeah CAPT… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @animaldrumss: (walking up to a mom reading the nutrition info on a box of captain crunch at the store) haha yeah that one's a real moth… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @dlicj: the crazy bread facebook page agreed to remove a pic of crazy bread after i reported it for being “too crazy” https://t.co/IBeee… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @mollyfinn__: No one: People on Insta doing those ‘which ____ are you’ filters: https://t.co/yHTr5eSi1t — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @robdelaney: Just told my Secret Santa I murdered a plumber in Vermont in 1995 or is that not how it works? — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @dril: all snowmen are abominable. mockery . spit in gods face — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @longwall26: I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat. — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @ladybirdj: Maybe I'm driving the wrong way down a supermarket parking lot for charity, asshole. — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @alexqarbuckle: DENIS LEARY: So there’s Phoebe Bridgers. And then there’s Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Gimme a fuckin break. How bout you go dr… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @JenniferJokes: our soccer ref didn’t show up so one of the moms on our team had her 9 year old son ref for us (he had a whistle) and a… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @1followernodad: Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question. — PolitiTweet.org
