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Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @dlicj: [the biggest idiot we've ever had in government stands before congress] let's have every state pick their favorite bird — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @BrandyLJensen: me, carefully perusing the map at the beginning of a fantasy novel: oh hell yeah now I’m gonna remember the blighted sea… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @ZeroSuitCamus: This user has hidden this tweet from virgins. L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟ — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @bobby: dogs probably get pretty tired of eating the same kibble all the time, but most of them at least get the occasional scrap of hum… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @sunnydelight: Why am I like this — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @KyleSmells: [god inventing sleep] god: people can have a little death, as a treat — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @geekylonglegs: You're in his DMs and I am pushing back against him wanting to combine his hip hop dancing background and my ballet back… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @momjeansplease: My kid was having a tantrum and walked right into my fart, and then fell backwards into a bush. This is the second best… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @NicCageMatch: Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!" — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @vineyille: "Hey what's today's date?" Neil deGrasse Tyson: You mean on the cosmic calendar? "No Neil, not on the goddamn cosmic calenda… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @sarahtumbleweed: what if spaghetti and meatballs was speatballs and maghetti instead — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @ceejoyner: A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to fo… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @greenteam15: Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @robdelaney: Which Mumford is the dad? — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @NoChorus: Me, aged 10: "Fred Durst is right, everything is fucked and everybody does suck" Me, aged 30: "Got to once again give it to… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @finryan87: Finally an emoji for chastising my business associates when they come to me for favours on this, the day of my daughter's we… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @danguterman: Probably the hardest move in ultimate frisbee is getting a job. — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @melmadara: we all had that one girl in middle school who thought she was a cat — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @DanMentos: "Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are" Ok. BTW what's my last name? "Scissorhands" — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @murrman5: [guy in his 30’s still wearing flat bill hat] so basically like a vibe check? [doctor explaining the bloodwork she wants him… — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @lawblob: the only thing i know about half the people in my Facebook feed is whether or not they've run a marathon — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @House_Feminist: me, delivering a joke from the depths of depression https://t.co/m7TxmyTvXY — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @nathanallebach: dads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am https://t.co/TNsEoykgOT — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @phoebe_bridgers: I want to marry a man who is never on time so I can refer to him as my late husband — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @WhaJoTalkinBout: him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7 me: before rush hour, smart move — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @Ahm76: Thanks for tagging me in that photo where my face and neck look like all one thing, unified, one nation under God, indivisible — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @KarenKilgariff: Right before you mute someone it’s fun to yell “that’s enough outta you!” — PolitiTweet.org
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RT @briantylercohen: Trey Gowdy looks like he got kicked off The Bachelorette first. https://t.co/b2sOjFFeU1 — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @iamalishajo: my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass...... https://t.co/8MrPM5E5Mv — PolitiTweet.org
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
RT @pauldanke: house guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂😂😂😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 — PolitiTweet.org