Ashley Parker

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

And this line, too: “I believe that stories regularly have sad endings and that it’s often nobody’s fault when they do, and that we should tell more stories with sad endings so that people who experience them know that they’re not alone.” — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“But that was 2020 for you, consistent only in its utter crappiness.” @MonicaHesse always takes my breath away. https://t.co/m35JprPl0T — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@Phil_Mattingly Yes, I forgot the brief but intense intervals of: *Anxiety that nap won’t occur. *Fleeting self-delusion that if you just ignore the noise, theyll somehow fall back to sleep. *Despair in the face of the nightmare scenario. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Days when I don’t have childcare are so distinctly divided into Hours Until Nap and Hours Until Bedtime. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

My friend got me and our other childhood friend these wearable sleeping bags, so we can hang out at night — w/o kids and w/o freezing. And also, because: Duh. BUT WOULD YOU JUDGE ME IF I ALSO WORE IT DURING THE DAY?! https://t.co/f6jTdl80wp — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @MikeMillerDC: I've spent the last 10 months talking to families who have lost so much. My last piece of 2020 looks at how, in DC, this… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

And the second was this Ann Patchett meditation in @Harpers. https://t.co/zdlC3gmaV6 It was a nice way to spend an evening. -30- — PolitiTweet.org

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The first was by @rachel_handler, investigating the great bucatini shortage of 2020, to which @Ari_NYT first alerted me. (The shortage, not the essay). https://t.co/eTD8Ib9GBI — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

I just read two amazing essays, both beautiful and surprising and very, very different. (1/3) — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@bendreyfuss Me too! I still go there every time I’m on Bedminster duty. BUT **[Narrator Voice]: Reader, she did not make bank. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Cheesecake Factory. That’s why I got a summer job there — because I thought I’d make bank working at the most sophisticated restaurant I’d ever known. — PolitiTweet.org

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Me, seeing an opportunity for Zoe to brush up on her math: “So if the Jets kick a field goal, what will the Browns have to do to tie it?” @MichaelCBender, angrily, nervously: “Score a touchdown AND kick the extra point.” Cool, cool. 🏈 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

📚My 2020 books. Heavy on literary(ish) mysteries and, as per usual, what I think of as “Front Table of Kramer’s.”📚I highly recommend most of them, didn’t hate any — and ask that you don’t judge my parentheticals, which help me find the books on our color-coded shelves. 🤷🏻‍♀️🌈🌈🌈 https://t.co/VE2ejg1G75 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

After (unsuccessful) trips to our room at 2:30 am and 3 am, the 9-yr-old re-appeared at dawn, pushing the 2-yr-old ahead of her and urging, “Okay, now go get in their bed and say, ‘Wake up, Mommy and Daddy!’” 🎅🏻🎄 — PolitiTweet.org

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https://t.co/AYZyLNbBDu — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

🙌🏻IMHO, I’ve always thought this is one of the best beats at the NYT.🙌🏻 — PolitiTweet.org

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Uniqlo and Theory have apparently teamed up, which would be v exciting to me, if I was still wearing “clothes.” 🧥🥼👖 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“Gender equality at work had to start with men becoming equal partners at home.” — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Yes, the Elle story is amazing — but so is this one. You should absolutely read the whole thing, immediately. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @Annalisa_Quinn: Enjoying the German title of Bob Woodward’s “Rage” https://t.co/53ZdgzM6Ez — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Testing the theory that people stuck at home during coronavirus will stream...ANYTHING. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

🌎 🌍 🌏 — PolitiTweet.org

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PSA—> — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

I don’t want to hear people dismissing women’s magazines ever again. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

My toddler’s current favorite thing is sneaking sips of my coffee. Which troubles me, but also makes me kinda proud. ☕️☕️☕️ — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Internal campaign polling found that even Republican voters wanted Trump to be a responsible and empathetic coronavirus leader. But the president just couldn’t do it... https://t.co/qjYSSEY3IG https://t.co/j7NEIRc8CQ — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @maggieNYT: SCOOP - Sidney Powell was in Oval Office last night as POTUS discussed making her special counsel for election fraud. @Kanno… — PolitiTweet.org

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“Look around. Does it look like 250,000 people are going to die? I don’t think so.” One coronavirus volunteer was asked to make a model predicting a low number of deaths. He refused — but left feeling alarmed. https://t.co/FI3c6mfxsh — PolitiTweet.org

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Mark Meadows tried to conceal coronavirus cases in the White House, and threatened to fire the military doctors who helped release information about new cases. https://t.co/qjYSSEY3IG https://t.co/S0zC5ekAnv — PolitiTweet.org