Ashley Parker

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

I am a HUGE fan of @ashleyfeinberg (and @mikiebarb, btw), but if you’re going to attack me, at least get your Ashleys straight. https://t.co/0Q7qfeTTRw — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@KatyTurNBC @tonydokoupil Those scallion pancakes were good! And as long as I’m not wandering around Midtown, eating soup dumplings alone — AND THEN HAVING MY SAD IF DELICIOUS DAY CHRONICLED IN A BEST-SELLING BOOK — I’ll take it. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

And finally, @NaftaliBendavid, who everyone loves and will be leading our scrappy crew. -30- https://t.co/dsyeIgjb6T — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The @davecclarke, who is surprisingly hilarious and will now be bringing his new dad (!) jokes to Congress. https://t.co/q2bsSDnQGb — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Plus editor extraordinaire @DanEggenWPost, who *always* helps you land the burning plane, convinces you each inside-the-White-House tick tock is actually pretty fun, and saves you from your “best” sentences. https://t.co/Baz5DTDnVG — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

And finally the amazing @ToluseO, who is the colleague you want on every team, a consummate professional, and who will now be focusing on government accountability deep-dives. https://t.co/1qpYBK1gYy — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The @DavidNakamura, veteran of two White Houses, who is now bringing his immense expertise to the Justice Department, focusing on civil rights. https://t.co/b8cNgvzPqk — PolitiTweet.org

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And scoop-machine — and partner-in-crime — @jdawsey1, who is taking his scoop after scoop (after scoop) to our investigation team. https://t.co/IGrMH5cUKB — PolitiTweet.org

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But so sad to say goodbye to the inimitable @PhilipRucker — father of “Puppy Axel,” partner in crime, all around great guy, and a model of what a WH buro chief should be — who will now be writing all the big narratives everyone wants to read. https://t.co/BM0ghhQtL1 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

And last but not least, the @CleveWootson, who is one of those reporters who talks to hundreds of voters and whose stories from the country are always must read. https://t.co/TFs16LW2em — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The @mviser, former #Rambler whose profiles of Biden and his world told you everything you needed to know about the next president. https://t.co/SwqZPm0Pa5 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The @WaPoSean, whose welcome back from paternity leave will be more scoops from the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party... https://t.co/Cfijr8JG9O — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The @AnnieLinskey, Democratic whisper who — along w @mviser — brought Lunch Group to the WaPo. https://t.co/lM9ViXPOYx — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The @seungminkim, who may be the only White House reporter who knows all arcane Senate procedure and the exact number of judges McConnell has confirmed. https://t.co/40JRTMZPoj — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The @agearan, who will be all foreign policy — and all generous colleague — all the time. https://t.co/GmNLSzTJjs — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

So excited to become the WaPo’s new WH Buro Chief — filling some v big @PhilipRucker shoes, right down to the elaborate, color-coded (!) White House duty rotation Google doc. And #FF the rest of our awesome team 👇 https://t.co/KCybm3csfo — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @megrowler: this is heartbreaking https://t.co/dSuMdfQAvY — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @laurenthehough: Pack up your ex stories, lesbians. Libby wins. — PolitiTweet.org

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@simonateba @WhiteHouse @washingtonpost 👀 — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @seungminkim: Lots of news re: Biden’s immigration plan he’ll send to Hill on Wed: 8-year path to citizenship, immediate green cards for… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @KateNocera: The My Pillow CEO responds and tells @UrsulaPerano @axios : "I want Dominion to put up their lawsuit because we have 100% e… — PolitiTweet.org

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Scene: Going around the table and doing everyone’s Pows (👎🏻) and Wows (👍🏻). @MichaelCBender’s mom, visiting from Ohio: “My Wow was getting up this morning w Mazzy.” 9-yr-old Zoe Bender, looking up in surprise: “Really? That’s usually everyone’s POW.” — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@yashar And, for the record, I am pro cobbler and butcher! — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@yashar What do you call the place that only sells fish?! I briefly tried to find a less antiquated word, but came up short! — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Response when I called a local fishmonger today, to see if they’re open: “We are open, barring another insurrection!” 🐠 🐟 🎣 — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @ajchavar: "Famed stage actor John Wilkes Booth, whose legacy was marred..." — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Quite the IF, Paul... https://t.co/D4UlZnkVSv — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @Bencjacobs: Imagine going back in time six years and saying the sentence: “Rudy Giuliani cannot represent President Donald Trump in his… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @atrupar: Former Trump campaign spox Hogan Gidley claims Trump "can't" denounce the Capitol riot because social media "platforms have re… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Also: NOTHING IS ACTUALLY GOOD, PEOPLE! EVERYONE IS JUST (BARELY) MANAGING THE BEST THEY CAN WITH A BUNCH OF CRAP CHOICES. — PolitiTweet.org