Ashley Parker

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@SaraJBenincasa “And Then Chunks Of My Tongue Began Peeling Off”: Inside The Warhead Factory’s Atomic Meltdown. (A @DanEggenWPost headline special...) — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@AllysonDowney @SaraJBenincasa But Clearly Canadian is objectively great. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@SaraJBenincasa Gushers. Sour Warheads. Binaca (spray). — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@EmGusk @ElaheIzadi I’ve PTSD blacked it out but somewhere in MoCo. So probably Gaithersburg? — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

I will just add that worse than actually failing was showing back up at school later for basketball practice and everyone thinking I was doing a bit — bc who actually fails such a seminal teenage moment?! — until I burst into tears. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

I just parallel parked in a way that would stun the MD DMV employee who failed 16-year-old me when I got stuck in the turnabout box. AND I WOULD LIKE SOME RECOGNITION. 😎 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

White House @PressSec says the White House hopes that Shalanda Young will become the acting OMB Director — but notably stops short from saying that Young will be the administration's final pick to run the agency. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @anniegowen: Not a political tweet. Just a great photo 📸 by @kentnish @latimes — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@ConnieSchultz I...do not! — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@Calefati @summersalt I am 99% sure it was on @summersalt. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Am I officially old if the bathing suit I was just considering buying — a one-piece, natch — was modeled by a 50-plus-year-old woman with lovely silver hair? 🩱>👙 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“Because in America today, there are only two types of mothers of young children: mothers in crisis and mothers experiencing neoliberal Stockholm syndrome.” — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @alivitali: When men behave badly, *everyone* — not just the women who work around them — should be asked for their reaction. Women shou… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@JohnBranchNYT @anniekarni @RisaBHeller Heroes, you two. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

This is a perfect quote. (Even though mustard > mayonnaise...) — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Tanden withdraws as budget nominee in Biden’s first Cabinet defeat. Scoop from @seungminkim + Day-Two-At-The-Post @tylerpager. https://t.co/PN4h07NniU — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@JakeSwearingen 💯 Until I actually started reading Dr. Seuss to my toddler, on demand, ad nauseam... I was *excited* at the prospect of getting to read Dr. Seuss to her. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @tylerpager: SCOOP with @seungminkim: The White House is pulling Neera Tanden’s nomination to serve as OMB Director. https://t.co/GD2DW1… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

I have two girls, but just ordered the book — and flagged it for all of my college friends (I wish I had more college friends, @emmersbrown!), where this v question comes up frequently on our weekly Wednesday night covid-induced Zooms. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @TracyJan: Congratulations to @SimonesNews, my 1st editor at @washingtonpost, who created my beat - the intersection of race & the econo… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @DollyParton: Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.  @VUMChealth https://t.co/JMPQb6zJWd — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

👀 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Many congrats to @SimonesNews, who was just promoted to run the WaPo’s fantastic America desk. https://t.co/uDVe57ByJU — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@dansaltzstein I don’t *mind* that one. I respect the dog’s withholding of validation until he finally sees a properly flamboyant hat; I appreciate the stop at red lights messaging; and I do sometimes wish that I, too, could float away w those three serene dogs. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@AsteadWesley It had to be said. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@dansaltzstein Big “Hop on Pop” fan here. And sometimes even then , I skip! — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

IMHO: Dr. Seuss books are unnecessarily long, generally annoying, and just not that good. The only silver lining is that the plots are SO convoluted that you can usually skip pages without anyone noticing. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

It’s shocking that Robin Toner was the first and last woman to hold the role of national political correspondent at the NYT — but not at all surprisingly that the wonderful and fun and funny @llerer is the next woman to follow in her great tradition, w an objectively great beat. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @mekosoff: very proud of my friend @kathrynfiona talking to the wsj about the time rolling stone reneged a job offer because she dared t… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

T minus zero... 👇😎⭐️ — PolitiTweet.org