Ashley Parker

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

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Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“Whatever happens in Afghanistan, if there is a significant deterioration in security, I don’t think it’s going to be something that happens from a Friday to a Monday,” Secretary Blinken said. But that’s almost exactly what happened. WaPo latest—> https://t.co/ThTfmF1KnB — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

72 hours at Camp David: Inside Biden’s response to the devolving Afghanistan crisis, the largest foreign policy crisis of his presidency. My latest, w @tylerpager + @AnnieLinskey. https://t.co/ThTfmF1KnB — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @mviser: Images from Afghanistan have put on vivid display an inability to plan, an underestimation of a foreign adversary, and an ineff… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @PhilipRucker: The shocking speed of the Taliban’s advance: A visual timeline https://t.co/HAGMMfJrNr — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

The unsung heroes of many newsrooms are the tireless researchers, and there is literally no one better than @JulieATate. It just sucks she's leaving The Post — but I'm (begrudgingly) happy and excited for her, if not the entire NYT. My Signal chains w Julie are among my fav... — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @seungminkim: NEW — 3:45 PM        THE PRESIDENT delivers remarks on Afghanistan                         White House                  … — PolitiTweet.org

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On Barack Obama, loyalty, and friendship — or the lack thereof: The column that only @maureendowd could write. https://t.co/Nnakvog485 — PolitiTweet.org

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An airline announcement I’ve never heard before: “Hi! We have no indication that the inbound flight is airborne yet. We know it has left the gate. And sometimes they just forget to alert us! But you should prepare for delays.” 🤷🏻‍♀️🤞🏻🚨 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

This is quite the journey was what, I now realize, is, alas, a v obvious plot twist. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @JenSeniorNY: A modest plea to anyone who liked my story about the McIlvaine family: Subscribe to the Atlantic. It's only 50 bucks a yea… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @Timodc: Gotta say an airline that is still obsessing over “sanitizing” while not doing anything to encourage vaccination has lost the t… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @ShawnMcCreesh: "The governor suffered a gut punch Sunday when his top aide, Melissa DeRosa, abruptly quit, telling another adviser that… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

When do family trips start feeling like vacations again? Asking for myself, a mom. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Follow DEVELOPING, LATE BREAKING STORY here—> — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @markknoller: Biden Weekend Scoreboard -14 weekends at home in Wilmington, DE -8 weekends at Camp David -6 weekends at the WH -1 overs… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @AnnieLinskey: “We just have to keep going”: Biden faces promise and peril amid surging delta virus, via @mviser https://t.co/WwqSyuwDhT — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @ShawnMcCreesh: Park Avenue columnist summit: Cindy meets Maureen. Only in New York kids, only in New York. https://t.co/jBA93IuSmz htt… — PolitiTweet.org

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“We keep referring to this covid thing like it’s an emergency and then we don’t behave like it’s a wartime emergency.” @AnnieLinskey + @tylerpager capture Biden’s grand Covid vaccination dilemma. https://t.co/pJHPYqvonj — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“All I’m saying is I don’t think our Founding Fathers anticipated the survival of this democratic experiment to rest in the hands of a man who lives in a house boat.” But what a boat it is — and @bterris has all the glorious details. https://t.co/bGuVFw0O9w — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @grynbaum: CNN terminated "three employees who were coming to the office unvaccinated," per memo from Jeff Zucker. "We have a zero-toler… — PolitiTweet.org

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🍅🍅🍅”You are dirty!” observes the toddler, after (accidentally) upending a full bowl of (homemade! thanks @WaPoFood!) gazpacho all over her dad.🍅🍅🍅 Recreate the magic here: https://t.co/Y28UuiBtey — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“The troubling part was that there were no professionals around me who were willing to step in and say, ‘This woman is recovering from a C-section and is unable to feed her hungry, six-pound baby — maybe we should bring in the Similac.’” https://t.co/APMRmCIjyU 🥛🥛🥛 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @kelsey_snell: It has come to my attention that, in the world of at-home rapid COVID tests, it is time to welcome men to the world of wa… — PolitiTweet.org

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“And when a plane lands, we go, ‘Oh thank God.’ Because we are Frontier Airlines.” — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @JakeSherman: Some new names in the ⁦@PuckNews⁩ universe: ⁦@tina_nguyen⁩ and ⁦@DylanByers⁩ https://t.co/mJVJEwocjg — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @tylerpager: SCOOP: The Biden administration is expected to announce a new action to limit housing evictions, moving swiftly after inten… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

In practical terms, the v well-intentioned “sleep when the baby sleeps” actually means: —Sleep while driving —Sleep while frantically pushing a stroller around your neighborhood —Sleep during the rare moment of freedom you’d prefer to use to quietly weep in the shower — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

"I do it with everyone," is an interesting defense of sexually inappropriate behavior. — PolitiTweet.org