Todd Piro

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Go #UCLA! Go #Bruins!!! @UCLAMBB #Uclavsbama — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 21: best birthday ever. And it’s not even close. https://t.co/LTyfzvRVDe — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 20: we have STOP signs. We have ONE WAY signs. Everyone knows what they mean. I think the universal sign for “she was a beast last night and I didn’t get much sleep” should be your guest room pillow and comforter in a heap on the nursery floor. https://t.co/CrDoaTjTxv — PolitiTweet.org

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@HiThereItsBecca Do you truly understand the consequences of HR 1? — PolitiTweet.org

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@HiThereItsBecca Name me one person you know who doesn’t have an ID. I’ll wait. This is nonnegotiable. — PolitiTweet.org

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@HiThereItsBecca That is a false narrative that you have bought into. It has been widely disproved. A valid ID is an absolute requirement that all legal voters should demand. Race is irrelevant. And only valid excuses should excuse not showing up to the poles. It’s an American tradition. — PolitiTweet.org

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@HiThereItsBecca Why are they awful? You shouldn’t need an ID to vote? We should change Election Day to Election As Long As You Want? A short period of time for people who can prove they aren’t dead and are only voting once is more than fine. We did it that way since the dawn of time. — PolitiTweet.org

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@HiThereItsBecca Um, did you not hear him say he was flattered? And if that guy who you retweeted says it’s a lie, it means it’s the truth. An article calling his lies out is all over this week. — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 19: the baby has a new job. It’s called throwing this pacifier on the ground every second of every day. In an unrelated story, I’ve spent my entire morning washing this bleeping pacifier. https://t.co/4un0063ssf — PolitiTweet.org

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I may come back from paternity early just to break down this #bidenpressconference. Wow... — PolitiTweet.org

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https://t.co/2GeaBJp92o — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 18: this was an infant insert to part of our baby Arsenal. I took it out today...and it made me a little sad. The little one is growing up so fast... and that’s a bittersweet blessing. In fact, later on today, we’re headed to @KleinfeldBridal. #sayyestothedress https://t.co/8nztdniNrM — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 17: I try to envision what she’s thinking when I give her a bath. And I keep coming back to she must feel like a football in the hands of #DanielJones or #EvanEngram. #slippery #pleasedontdropme https://t.co/Ryfn6cN3BY — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 16: when you become a parent, you apparently also become a competitive speed eater. On Sunday night, I downed four pieces of chicken in under two minutes. Last night, a full chicken parm meal with ziti in under three minutes. Watch out, #JoeyChestnut. https://t.co/IFmuhU8pVC — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 15: while you may be enjoying this log, she apparently does not. She rips my phone out of my hand and whines whenever I divert my attention from her. And now, even as mommy holds her and I try to come up with a punchline, she’s giving me the death stare. https://t.co/8ReIIDlbmW — PolitiTweet.org

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@rodneydmichele I’ll send a new one. — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 14: she must be a #CrossFit fan because she cracks up every time I do half a burpee. I haven’t taken a CrossFit class in 10 years. She may be laughing, but my body is crying. — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 13: she’s playing me. And she knows it. And I know it. Yet I am helpless. And I love it. — PolitiTweet.org

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Our final segment in our look back series on what COVID lockdowns did to businesses we previously profiled. https://t.co/v58L5MC23k — PolitiTweet.org

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Way too kind. But I figure if anyone can recognize the signs, it’s you! #9 — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 12: I did it. I broke down. I caved. I don’t care if you judge me. I did what had to be done. #babyshark #paternity https://t.co/XbEkMIQ6mh — PolitiTweet.org

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Awesome to see the best comedian out there attacking cancel culture. Just try to cancel this guy. He makes more per show than most people make a year. This is the way it stops - when the big time people don’t cower and tell the morons that their incessant complaining is over! — PolitiTweet.org

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Where do the businesses that @jillianmele and I profiled see themselves in a year? We have their predictions tomorrow on @FoxFriendsFirst. — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 11: we have a new game that I’d like to know if you also play in your household. It goes as follows. Baby kicks dad in throat. Dad’s head jerks back. Baby laughs uncontrollably. Is this normal or am I raising an MMA fighter, @danawhite? #mma https://t.co/qV58o8FslX — PolitiTweet.org

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@thecaseydolan A food blog as source material? Ok guy. — PolitiTweet.org

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@thecaseydolan I asked. That was his answer. He answered. — PolitiTweet.org

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@thecaseydolan Talk to me when you have three kids to feed. — PolitiTweet.org

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@thecaseydolan Compare Florida and California. We do it every day. The numbers prove inefficiency of lockdowns. https://t.co/7nuoNXHfdb — PolitiTweet.org

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@thecaseydolan I asked. He said it didn’t eliminate the need to open. — PolitiTweet.org

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@sbyrnes @thecaseydolan I know I brought it in because it is a valid argument. It is the ultimate rebuttal and doesn’t become less so because woke culture puts a label on it. And people in those protests/riots were on top of one another (and often inside).It is the same. Need to provide for family. — PolitiTweet.org