Todd Piro

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Paternity log-Day 40: she knows this is the end of paternity. And she is acting even extra cute today. Starting the daddy guilt trips real early!!! https://t.co/3SuBO8sH5U — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 39: time to shave the paternity beard. Here is actual footage. https://t.co/F91EjrViPl — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 38: with paternity coming to a close, now seems to be an appropriate time to acknowledge that we have both developed baby bellies. Do with that info what you will. https://t.co/5C2NmUnM4E — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 37: if it were socially acceptable to come home after a hard day at work and kick back in a MommaRoo, I would. And you would too-don’t lie. https://t.co/nMoDA3CSus — PolitiTweet.org

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@json_leck0231 Shhhhhh — PolitiTweet.org

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@RobertG30092230 Regular. But both are amazing. — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 36: one of my goals for my paternity time was to eat healthier. Yesterday, my food intake consisted of a box of Entenmann’s Crumb Donuts and “multiple” sleeves of Oreos. #MissionAccomplished https://t.co/NvDhHBsuC3 — PolitiTweet.org

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No relation!!! — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 35: it’s admittedly a small sample size. But I find babies can’t get enough of Gangnam Style, the Pet Shop Boys song in that Allstate commercial, and anything by LMFAO or Flo Rida. https://t.co/7haOwSQphx — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 34: morning snuggle days are now in the single digits before I return and that makes me a little sad. https://t.co/zgpw1m4gyH — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 33: this entry is fun for everyone to play. What’s your list of house/personal chores you can now do one-handed while holding a baby? Mine includes: cooking, cleaning, research, photography, eating, drinking, cream/balm/salve application, typing these posts. https://t.co/d4WMUblAvC — PolitiTweet.org

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Welcome to the club. There is no club better. #girldad — PolitiTweet.org

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@DanaPerino Thanks my friend. See you soon! — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 32: why do babies get to dry off with these amazing plush towels w/ a special head compartment (this one courtesy of @DanaPerino), while my towel has no head compartment, apparently negative thread count, and I think I’ve I’ve used it since college? https://t.co/iu4TX9Eu0T — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 31: think you are a big shot? Use a Nose Frida for the first time and then tell me how big and important you are. #nosefrida https://t.co/M3slFPPtty — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 30: last night, someone apparently was trying to help me reset my sleep schedule for when I go back to work and have to be up from 11:30pm until 6am. At least that’s how I am rationalizing what happened last night. https://t.co/qh7C7lY6a5 — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 29: my new favorite thing is to pretend I work in concierge services and mockingly ask her if everything has been up to her standards. She is not amused. https://t.co/x60UHF1CX9 — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 28: I’ve heard about it, but never experienced it until today. The five minute trip for which you pack your car to the gills with baby stuff like you are moving from your home permanently. https://t.co/dPwDZlRV23 — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 27: BREAKING NEWS!!! “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and “The Alphabet Song” are the EXACT SAME SONG, just with different lyrics. This realization just hit me and I haven’t been the same for hours. #MindBlown #earworm https://t.co/OFXyMl0Z0V — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log - Day 26: Bath time update. At first, she was afraid. She was petrified. But she survived. And now, she lays back in the baby tub like it’s a spa day. Is this normal? https://t.co/dAXywkNvBi — PolitiTweet.org

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I am a pretty intense person. Yet, Gerrit Cole’s intensity frightens me. #gerritcole #yankees — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 25: We’re ready. Let’s go. #yankees #28 #OpeningDay https://t.co/Bw5uOLwo2D — PolitiTweet.org

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@omar_dabbagh No — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 24: a new job I’ve also taken on is singer/songwriter. I just make random jingles up as I go. Half of them rhyme. All of them are horrible. And I can’t sing. But she LOVES them. — PolitiTweet.org

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Go #Bruins!!! @UCLAMBB #FinalFour — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 23: my new favorite move is what I call the Angry Dolphin. When she sleeps, she flops her legs in her swaddle, but very violently. I could hear it while I slept. It’s like she’s a mermaid trying to ditch her tail and become a human. https://t.co/RVOw6Z8nf0 — PolitiTweet.org

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@lerabell April 19. — PolitiTweet.org

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Paternity log-Day 22: have you heard that new @BrettYoungMusic song, “Lady.” It’s a love letter to his wife through his baby daughter’s soon-to-be life experiences. I’ve been crying all weekend! And, at this point, I have most of the songs for her wedding now picked out!!! https://t.co/42ZLmx9Xz2 — PolitiTweet.org

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@BigdaddyTexas2 Ha! — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @UCLAMBB: FINAL/OT: UCLA 88, Alabama 78 #GoBruins | #MarchMadness https://t.co/hmAyd4d2u6 — PolitiTweet.org