Seth Abramson

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

I have worked *extremely* complicated criminal cases, from first-degree murders to armed robberies to felonious sexual assaults to financial crimes cases and other types of cases in which documents are at the center of everything. And let me tell you what the Mar-a-Lago case is: — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

I earnestly admire those lawyers who are spending hours and hours analyzing the legal maneuvers in the Mar-a-Lago case. But I decided I couldn’t do it—because it’s all so stupid and farcical and pretextual and an insult to the rule of law and how {waves hands} all of this works. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

We have our special master! In a... uh... theft case... not involving attorney-client privilege or executive privilege or anything else special masters deal with... {sigh} This is all so goddamned stupid. https://t.co/4t2vgi5ex9 — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @SethAbramson: (🔐) NEW @ PROOF: An Alphabetical Compendium of the Dangerous and Deadly Weapons Insurrectionists Wielded at the Capitol o… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @JesseDamiani: Disinformation is at its best when it's fast, cheap, & inflames existing divides. That's why deepfakes aren't as big of a… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @rgoodlaw: Big takeaways from Trump’s filing. First, Trump's team make concessions that could pave way for Judge Cannon to amend (or re… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @January6thCmte: "The Select Committee has developed a massive body of evidence... It hasn’t always been easy... because the same people… — PolitiTweet.org

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(PS) This was the news Bannon lied about last week. 35 *subpoenas*—or indeed, more than that—were sent out, but there *weren’t* 35 *raids*. I would add that many of these people are getting subpoenas 20+ months after they should—emphasizing the special treatment they have gotten. — PolitiTweet.org

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BREAKING (GOOD) NEWS: https://t.co/M2zEe373QC — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

I don’t think DeSantis would openly incite violence like Trump, but only because he wouldn’t *need* to: by the time we got to the next national election after his first one, everything would be in place to ensure that our votes didn’t matter and any malcontents would be arrested. — PolitiTweet.org

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This is one hell of a thread. And DeSantis is one hell of a threat if or when he seeks national office. He may well be the perfected version of the clear and present danger posed to the United States by Donald Trump. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

Like, I think everyone should try these if it’s the last thing you do. But in this case it really *should* be the last thing you ever do. So if you’re seconds away from never ever doing anything else in your life, eat a meta-cashew. Otherwise, I don’t know... get a dog, maybe? — PolitiTweet.org

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@alwaysDemocrat7 I am truly bewildered — PolitiTweet.org

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@sacachamuco You bet your ass triglycerides — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

@lizabethwillz Be wary, you may love this or hate this or find yourself in a Lawnmower Man-like middle-ground limbo like me — PolitiTweet.org

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@CoquineIci That’s a more accurate image than you might think, as these “meta-cashews” are 50% what honey is to Winnie the Pooh and 50% the poison Joffrey was killed with in Game of Thrones — PolitiTweet.org

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@JerseyCityWoman I think this may be part of what is upsetting me, inasmuch as I like cashews and these echo cashews while also absolutely not — PolitiTweet.org

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@marquez_inaa You should only be 50% jealous because I 50% want to crawl out of my own skin right now — PolitiTweet.org

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@lightfantastik I have too many thoughts to express myself, but in equal portion yes and no to everything you said — PolitiTweet.org

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@wheredkittygo Okay but the odd thing is the entire affair is suspiciously soft — PolitiTweet.org

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@PirlRoth Seriously I ate one of them and almost called 911 — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

In all seriousness, I’ve never put anything in my mouth I simultaneously desperately wanted to stop eating right away and *also* desperately wanted to continue eating. Is this just me? Has anyone else ever had this experience with a food product? It is legitimately my first such. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

The most evil thing ever brought into my home. I’m entranced, disgusted, blissful, staring into the Abyss. It’s delicious and deeply unsettling in equal measure. My wife calls it a “meta-cashew,” but I call it a glitch in the culinary matrix. I can’t explain how I feel right now. https://t.co/gHC7CEcBNL — PolitiTweet.org

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@NinaWar13079067 No, that is not either of them. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

BREAKING NEWS: https://t.co/j9zBaFhaaf — PolitiTweet.org

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@DiggityDogDo Hannity is not in that group. — PolitiTweet.org

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@RaeMargaret61 @MuellerSheWrote @reneeg1147 Probably — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

@Supermomkitty2 @MuellerSheWrote @reneeg1147 It hadn’t occurred to me that it would or could. I just really want us to always be not just a little better than the other side but exponentially better in terms of being able to read facts, sift out nonsense, and come to reasonable conclusions. — PolitiTweet.org

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@honeygirl1978 @drew_heg No, it is neither Hannity nor Cruz. — PolitiTweet.org

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

@HearThisHotTake @drew_heg I'm being serious. If you zoom in on those pictures you see that they are not the men people think they are. — PolitiTweet.org