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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

@AnonTwitDude @taylorswift13 Tempting — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

How does Harry Potter go down the hill? Walking. JK, rolling. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Why did the snowman have a smiley face? Because he heard the snowblower was coming. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You check for fresh prince. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Whats the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Breathe dammit, BREATHE!” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say “Bach Bach Bach!” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper? Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

A man walks into a doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his butt. The doc gasps. ”That is one hell of a problem!” The man sighs and says: “This is just the tip of the iceberg.” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Bullets are very strange. They only do the job after they are fired. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

RT @SilERabbit: Sloppy Joe is trending. I wonder if it's because of this. You can tell it's a deep fake because Jill Biden isn't covering f… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020 Retweet
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

Bull — PolitiTweet.org

Michele McPhee @MicheleMcPhee

A motion filed last week in the case of Harvard Professor #CharlesLieber was sealed by the court in his federal cas… https://t.co/vlsjDKD5Ne

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

RT @YNot99872327: @GaryBeauty69 @StefanMolyneux Its programming. Make fatherhood sound undesirable to a certain demographic or race and the… — PolitiTweet.org

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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

@SwampHero I guess you have friends who never disagree with you, but it doesn’t seem like much of a friendship. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 27, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

I really like that photo of me — PolitiTweet.org

WorldofHome @worldof_home

@StefanMolyneux @Lolaveee https://t.co/9DYPRGotqS

Posted April 26, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

RT @Pretorium55: @ScottishlyE @StefanMolyneux Universally Preferable Behaviour (UPB): A Rational Proof of Secular Ethics von Stefan Molyneu… — PolitiTweet.org

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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

@ScottishlyE @Pretorium55 Theft cannot be universally preferable behaviour, since it is property transfer wanted by the thief, and NOT wanted by the owner. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 26, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

To answer that, you first have to ask who is in charge of the media. — PolitiTweet.org

John Smith @GaryBeauty69

@StefanMolyneux Father of two here and couldn’t be happier. Question for you Stefan. Every time I google “having ch… https://t.co/LCt1jIn7HW

Posted April 26, 2020
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Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux

“I’m not selfish, I’m an environmentalist!” — PolitiTweet.org

Joseph Kempel @BobHenryRob

@CarlGreenwood12 @DarisHennen @BBoomer75 @StefanMolyneux In fact, more children could be detrimental. Faster consu… https://t.co/9clGcTynR9

Posted April 26, 2020