Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

RT @aminatou: It's been weeks and still no pics of Malia's prom dress. Why is @TMZ asleep at the wheel?! — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

But @aminatou gave me shirt that reads SOLID GOLD CLIT so complaining about anything ever again would be a crime. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

Some kind of virus is the only possible explanation for my behavior at work today. Have perfected a new move called the snap n' nap. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@SaltyShep @girlsHBO who's opinionated!? :) — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@SaltyShep I was chill til I found out Lupita is involved... — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

And then it dawned on her... She hated salad! — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

Happy Birthday to @audreygelman who is smaller than a cake and smarter than a lawyer <3 — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

I've been called out by @pushinghoops & it made me think harder/do better. Thrilled about her editor post @newinquiry ! — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not "content creator"? — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@guybranum thank you so much! That means a great deal. It was stiff like a Jetsons garment, which created a sense of strength within me. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

I will be at the Book Expo tomorrow reading the intro to Not That Kind of Girl and practicing my sultry eyes. See you there, wordsmiths. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@molls thank gosh for you — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@JensenClan88 none that I wanna know. Maybe some dude was bummed he can't afford to take a girl on a date and I was treating Lamby right? — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@jonlovett no, a side salad. He loves a fuckin' side salad. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@LouisPeitzman If I feel this way about Lamby, I'll commit murders for our kids — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@AlisonAgosti u r — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@kumailn you are my favorite. i fed it to him like a snack dick <3 — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

And in conclusion, to the "tipster" who told Gawker I was feeding my dog a plate of salmon at an outdoor cafe. Fuck yeah I was. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

Got pretty defensive. On the topic of my dog. I'm just saying the concerned folks should go back to reading the news. There's a bunch. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

We monitor him closely. He's never show aggression to anyone anywhere else but that doesn't mean he couldn't, so I'm vigilant. But... — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

We have a special-need rescue dog who has bitten me twice, under specific circumstances, in our own home... He has an amazing trainer... — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

Last night I posted an image of my butt after my dog was scared by the doorbell, jumped up and bit me... — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

I cannot believe I am about to type the following series of tweets. Advance apologies: — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

The bite doesn't hurt that much. Just continuing to make pathetic excuses for my dog: he had a hard childhood, my shorts were too short, etc — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@yrstrulyREL Ooohhh love the hint of metallic! This is #wellaccessorized — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

RT @Everytown: Richard Martinez Is Asking Everyone to Send a Postcard to Congress With Three Words: #NotOneMore https://t.co/pFUE5Gezz5 — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

@carr2n I was leaning towards Cunty but yours is better for shouting across the dog park, I think — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

Lamby has bitten me twice and both times it was in response to me sobbing. Can I turn this info into some kind of animal behavior thesis? — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

Also, let it be known that Maya Angelou had a tour bus. Because she was a fucking rock star. — PolitiTweet.org

Lena Dunham @lenadunham

RT @meganeellison: You may shoot me with your words You may cut me with your eyes You may kill me with your hatefulness But still like air … — PolitiTweet.org