Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I can tell I'm stressed when the clocks get so fucking loud TICK TICK TICK I get it you're measuring time — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

RT @fortunefunny: Last night @SarahKSilverman and I made out for a good cause! I'm pretty sure she turned gay for like 20 seconds http://t.… — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

Holy moly @sia @nodoubt @lindaperry http://t.co/7S6Rk3YL33 — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I eat butter. — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

Last night the convergence of 2 of my favorite things proved spectacular: @michaelsheen on @comedybangbang http://t.co/VAHHeA0LNn — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

First Ben E King, then BB King... PLEASE be careful, Burger King — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

RT @TheDailyEdge: In addition to their $269B tax break for Top 0.2%, GOP today authorized $38B more for war than White House asked for http… — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

check out my Lady Parts page here http://t.co/4fqzlGJM0Q for a chance to hang out w me after a show #LPJCelebChallenge — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

Is there a nice way to use the word gaping? — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

People just plain don't eat in this business of show. They're like Ghandi without the cause. — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I was positive that was Joanna Newsom on @kanyewest Blood on the Leaves but it's Nina Simone GOOD STORY SARAH — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

RT @GQMagazine: .@SarahKSilverman, @RickyGervais, @JimmyKimmel (and more) pick their favorite Letterman moment http://t.co/oYxD0BoJSR http:… — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

RT @afterellen: We chat with @SarahKSilverman about performing at "An Evening with Women" & lesbian jokes http://t.co/BLwF3T3I2v http://t.c… — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I feel phantom hair elastics on my wrist — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

RT @mydaughtersarmy: Equality and justice.. http://t.co/V9xcsoLW8B — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

omg that's so romantic RT @UberFacts Male bees have sex once, and then they die because their testicles explode — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

Can you OD on Wheat Thins — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I wanna know if this is just me. Who says this? : "I take beedy into my own hands.." — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I don't care what it means - I take umbrage — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

Oh shit don't move -- my bangs just got PERFECT — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

So much great advice thanks!! I'm releasing my psoas! — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

On another note, how can I un-jam my leg it feels like it's jammed into my hip and I wanna yank it out Thanks — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I don't like people who point to others & accuse them of doing what they themselves are doing. Yeah I dislike them. They're shitty — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I don't like people (& by "people" I mean "corporations" & by "corporations" I mean "citizens") — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I can't believe you're still gone WHAT THE FUCK http://t.co/z7dddGwEQT — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to my Momma, Beth Ann O'Hara http://t.co/bhp6RYkPJT — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I'm presenting the Gilda Award to Tig Notaro on May 14th http://t.co/bxDD1s7LB8 http://t.co/nf7YMxE7rq — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

RT @PerrierUSA: See @nodoubt, @Sia + @SarahKSilverman in LA! Win tickets to @aewwLA: http://t.co/yv14YLjN0z #nopurchnec #mustbe21 http://t.… — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

I've reached a new level in my life where I truly have so much to say on any given comment card. — PolitiTweet.org

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

RT @PPact: Know where the #2016Election candidates stand on women's health & Rights? Find out here: http://t.co/AKHTsXIo0s http://t.co/aKng… — PolitiTweet.org